Findings:
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- How to be a more productive writer
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- How to be a terrible customer
- Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
- How I used an optical illusion to become marginally more attractive to the opposite sex
- More to be pitied than scolded
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- How to be a good customer
- Running toward the edge
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- How to request that a writeup be deleted
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- How to make a mailman's job more entertaining
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
- how much more acutely the spirit is capable of suffering than the body
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- How to be an asshole
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- How to be a Better Person
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- and that's how it's supposed to be
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- How to get more donations for Everything
- How I lost twenty pounds and became fit in two months
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- How Not to be Wrong
- How much more can we bear?
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
- What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
- There need to be more powers
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- There shall be no more cakes and ale?
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- How to be a troll
- How to be monstrously shallow
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- How to be a good evil villain
- How To Be Funny
- How to be a badass
- How to Be Alone
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- How Should A Person Be?
- How to be a Canadian Male
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- How the Internet Came to Be
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- I learnt how to be racist in anti-racism lessons
- "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
- How it's Going to Be
- you won't be more gone than you are now
- If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- How to get more change than you deserve
- How to get more out of Psi
- it would be in everybody’s best interest if there were more creative and critical thinkers analyzing the situation and broadcasting their observations
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- the more realistic we are, the happier we'll be
- how many more must die?
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- How to be invisible
- How to make sports games more fun
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- How to be a fuck-up
- How to be a backstabber
- How to be an improv musician
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- how to be a friend
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- How to be telekinetic
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- Automobile tire pressure
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- How the Sun Came to Be
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- Goops and How to be Them
- I want it to be more like the things I write
- How the Moon Came to Be
- Be cool in college
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- How To Be Good
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- How to be anonymous
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- How to be a street musician
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- There will be no more stories to read
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- How to be a lardass
- There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- How to be a professional public transit passenger
- I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- We used to be more in sync
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- How to be a better amateur astronomer
- How to be a human in love and other impossible things
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- How to be a geek
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- I learned how to be a prostitute in Nebraska
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- I am more than the impulse to be seen
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- To do is to be
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- Should I be happy?
- The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Let It Be
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- The best kind of bartender
- You're too young to be so old
- Chant and be Happy
- Any song can be a love song
- This program cannot be run in DOS mode
- They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
- play dumb
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