Findings:

• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Dogs and cats used to have jobs
• How long have you been in love with her?
• We have the right to use our bodies as weapons.
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• how to use an automatic transmission
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• Front porch, what should have been said
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• How to win a hot dog eating contest
• How we have grown apart
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• What have you been smoking?
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• How to check if someone has been through it all
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• How the mighty have fallen
• Stopping a dog fight
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Could have beens, should have beens
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• How to check if someone has been to the mall
• What to do if a big dog attacks you
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I appear to have been misinformed
• How to induce vomiting in a dog
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• i have been burning for so long
• That dog is of no use to you
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• How to treat the dog you're going to kill
• Dogs that have owned me
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Stoned music memories
• Sex in a small car
• How to "Have People"
• The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• AES may have been broken
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• How to tell if you're having a heart attack
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• I had been hungry all the years
• The path we have been walking
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• you have never been safe
• Have you been a dad today?
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• How to perform a Denial of Service attack
• The Sequence of Operations in Fully Automatic Weapons
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• Butchering a dog
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• How to Live with a Neurotic Dog
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• If every pork chop were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs
• Immunizing a dog
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• He's been places they have not.
• How to survive a heart attack when alone
• Sex with a chicken
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• I used to have so many dreams
• How can an atheist have morals?
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• Using a command line
• How many geniuses have we lost this way?
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I may or may not have been naked
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Could I Have Been?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
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• They are angry and they have been lied to
• What Might Have Been
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• I have always been burning
• I know I have been dreaming
• How to disable Windows Automatic Update
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It could have been me
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• And All That Could Have Been
• How to find something which has been lost
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• The way things have always been done
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• My dog has been stolen
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Advice I have been given about girls
• I have just been shot
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• Names have been changed
• Movies that should have been books first
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• I could have been one of a two
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• I could have been Canadian
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• How to survive a pit bull attack
• How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Show your dog some much deserved respect
• The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• What to do if a small dog attacks you
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?

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