Findings:

• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• I'm with stupid
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• i'm just a girl
• I'm Too Sexy
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm in the Army and I'm gay
• I'm still Big Red (user)
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• im in your pants (user)
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• As i'm (user)
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'm Bob the Builder, in my tractor
• I'm not scared of your stolen power
• keep an eye on things while i'm gone
• Tell the Center I'm Sorry
• two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
• sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
• Stupid Word Tricks
• Yall So Stupid
• you guys are stupid (user)
• It's stupid enough to work
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• I'm scared
• I'm seeing a pattern here
• I'm Down
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm Tory Plan B
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• I'm flier than a seagull
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• Stupid Snowboy (user)
• Oxymoron of the week: stupid hairdresser
• Where are all the stupid Americans?
• stupid gurl (user)
• I'm pinching your face!
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I'm Not Rappaport
• I'm From New Jersey
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm in love: A reflection on life
• Pleidiol wyf i'm gwlad
• It's late, and I'm tired
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• I'm running away to Alaska
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• I'm not a monster, Tom. Well, technically I am. I guess I am.
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• I'm just sayin'.
• John, I'm Only Dancing
• i'm here. are you here?
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• The Day The Earth Stood Stupid
• Stupid White Men
• Little Kids Are Stupid & Believe Really Obvious Lies
• Im-
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm working on it
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'm not gay
• I'm on a bus
• I'm a Catholic Girl, of course I swallow
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• I'm No Fool
• I feel like I'm being watched
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• IN BASE FOUR, I'M FINE
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• IM SAFE
• I'm glad you asked that question
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• stupid American
• Stupid people are worse than commercial spammers
• My Stupid Little Life
• fascinating, but stupid
• I'm with the band
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm not a part of this world
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• Hello, my name is Kensey, and I'm an addict
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
• I'm a verb; I do things.
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• Why I'm not conservative; why I'm not liberal
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• I'm changing the climate! Pull my finger
• Dammit, I'm mad
• I'm no Socrates
• I'm about to create a new node!
• i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
• I'm a little source code short and stout, here is my input here is my out
• Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions
• The Stinky Cheese Man and other Fairly Stupid Tales
• Stupid Angel (user)
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm OK, You're OK
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• That's my story and I'm stickin' to it
• I'm Alan Partridge
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
• I'm Sas (user)
• HI im vik (user)
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• John McCain is a Butthead; I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message
• I'm always breathless when you call
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• I'm always just one bad day away from committing suicide
• I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn
• "God" billboards
• Stupid design theory
• Straight razors are unfriendly to new users and stupid teenagers
• imm

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