Findings:

• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• You don't have any real problems
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• because I have given up any care
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Stoned music memories
• You have the right to ask
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• A reason to drink
• Why don't I have votes today?
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I don't have a television set
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• You don't have to remember my name
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• I don't have the time
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• I have a punklin and you don't
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• So you don't have to
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• you don't have to do this
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Any day now
• for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
• What kind of veterans do we have now?
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• If You Have to Ask
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Baptist jokes
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Cats don't have brakes
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Astro City #5
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• look beneath the floorboards for the secrets I have hid
• I have dreamed. And now I will awake.
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• any
• Press any key to continue
• Tips for the first day of any college course
• Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• It doesn't get any better than this
• any way, shape or form
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• I just won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• In any art, boredom is not a virtue
• Love In Any Language
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Any time! Anywhere!
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• At least things can't get any worse
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
• I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
• Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Advantaging all without disadvantaging any
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• Got any ID please?
• Opening a command prompt in Windows
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• As any fool can plainly see
• how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
• Any port in a storm
• A Jared by any other name
• Gym equipment
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• How to turn any number into a 9
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• Any time is Trinidad time
• Convert any number to decimal

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