Findings:

• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
• Ways to Say you're done
• You're only half a bitch without the heels
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• This sentence is in English while you're not looking
• You're So Vain
• It's almost like you're real
• How to tell you're not making it in showbiz
• Baby, you're the greatest!
• Imagine you're not alone
• You're In The Air
• This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking
• you're afraid
• What You're Doing
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• You're running Linux on what?
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
• Which Describes How You're Feeling
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Things to do while you're between jobs
• you're so poetic tonight
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• You're Only Old Once!
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• You're in our world now
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right
• How to tell if you're having a heart attack
• Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm OK, You're OK
• You know you're from Prince Edward Island if...
• I'll explain it when you're older
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown
• You're not from around here, are you?
• You know you're in the SCA when
• You're to Make Young Gems
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• Newton, you're a crackpot
• your vs. you're
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• You're My Honeybunch
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• Tobacco is Wacko if You're a Teen!
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• How to tell if you're addicted to hunting
• You're like a brother to me
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• there are many ways to speak the truth
• You're so money
• You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
• You're Under Arrest!
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• Pretend you're not dying inside
• Australia You're Standing In It
• Never look like you're staring
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Now you're on the trolley
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• that surely isn't my eye you're trying to poke, is it?
• When you're home alone
• You're not alone
• Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
• You're too good to be human
• Miss Jackson if you're nasty
• Have you told your parents you're gay?
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• When you're dead, you're dead
• in what way may i touch the truth
• huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
• You're the One that I Want
• If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
• You're dripping liquid sex into my Cherry Coke
• Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• If you're being attacked, yell fire
• Erin, You're Wearin' a Wonderful Smile
• Move, and pretend you're still breathing
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• It's not the photographer's fault that you're ugly
• When you know things are just meant to be
• You're the One
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• I take whatever you're given
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• You're WRONG and you're a GROTESQUELY UGLY FREAK
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Sing when you're winning
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• You're not close enough
• You're Off The Handball Team
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• You're All Alone
• Seven hits of acid and you're legally insane
• Collision avoidance technique
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• These aren't the droids you're looking for
• The truth is like a sinking star. Follow it over the horizon, the way gazelles follow rain.
• To the world you're just one person
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• Time flies when you're having fun
• All in all, you're just another brick in the wall
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• As soon as you're born you start dying
• The problem is you're not paranoid enough!
• You're not a monk
• If you're happy and you know it click this node
• You're welcome
• Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!
• You're too young to be so old
• You're soaking in it
• Why "You're the air that I breathe" is a stupid expression
• You're all fuckin big mouse
• Things to know if you're marrying a Catholic
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• You're all Sheep
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• You're evil
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• You're not the boss of me
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• You're missing it
• So you think you're Bruce Lee
• So You Think You're Computer-Illiterate
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• Dude, you're harshing all over my mellow
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Walk like you're a sex goddess
• When you're alone
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• What happens if you're too nice?
• You know you're a geek when...
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• What to do if you're stopped by the police
• Three strikes you're out
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• You're a dick
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
• If you're hungry, blame me
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• Now You're Screwed
• Forget you're an engineer - and enjoy yourself
• So you think you're on a roll?
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• You're so come here go away
• Never whistle while you're pissing
• You're never around when I need you
• Feeling that you're made of very thin glass
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• Ways of reading a book
• You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
• Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
• You're a diamond's wet dream
• You're playing you, now
• I hope you're fucking happy
• You think you're special
• You're never far from the sound of an engine
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer

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