Findings:
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- Without users, this wouldn't be a problem
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Aspects of American society that may be very familiar to you.
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
- The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
- I should be running in the sunshine
- throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- Questions I wouldn't be afraid of
- I wouldn't be caught dead
- play dumb
- Daylight Savings Time should be ended
- Love should not be routine habitual bliss
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- Where would America be without Canada?
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- I Should Be Allowed To Think
- Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
- Why War must be permitted
- Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
- Aspects of American theology that may be new to you
- lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
- Should anyone be allowed to vote?
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- No threat should be taken lightly
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- Abbey Road should never be played on random
- To hold a pen is to be at war
- Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- North American Civil War
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- Life without music would be a mistake
- I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
- It is not good that the man should be alone
- School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
- if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
- Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- Children should be seen and not heard
- car fog lamps should be coin-operated
- Funerals should be a celebration
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- Aspects of American race relations that may be new to you
- Food should not be luminous
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
- Things every child should be taught
- Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- Should high school be mandatory?
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- Laundry should be free
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- What engineering textbooks should be like
- Chalant should be a word!
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
- Should copyright laws be revised?
- American Civil War
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- I should be able to remember your face
- Candles should be burned, not dusted
- Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
- life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
- What the American people want politics to be
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- Why war must be permitted, the 2nd edition
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- they does not know what it might be to live without them
- Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- titles should be approached laterally
- Never be without remembrance of Him
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- How Should A Person Be?
- Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
- What life after death will really be like
- The way the music industry SHOULD be
- Farmers' Market
- Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
- Wouldn't It Be Nice
- stupidity should be painful
- I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
- University students can be really stupid
- Why potheads should be eliminated
- If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
- Should I be happy?
- Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
- All hardware should be emulated in software
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- I wouldn't be.
- Mind without body
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- Aspects of American society that may be new to you
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- AI should be our top priority.
- Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
- What is and what should never be
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
- why you should never be a referee
- It should not be this complicated
- Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- Names that should never be given to important files
- Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
- Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
- The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
- Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- Starving in the greenhouse
- Let's Not Shit Ourselves (To Love And To Be Loved)
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- You Should Be Sober
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- Why we long to be American
- This node should be filled with bees!
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
- The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
- Why should we be moral?
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- Not to die but to be reborn...
- Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
- My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
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