Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "it sucks when the CAG is in Atsugi, it's noisy and there's no fucking beer at the base exchange"

• There is no suck, only blow
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• When true love dies, there are no paparazzi
• There are words. When new ideas confront us, we create new words. We forget that there are no words.
• There's no such thing as a free beer
• In Heaven there is No Beer
• No worst, there is none
• Atsugi Air Base
• There is no real me
• There are no art talent scouts
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
• There is no there there.
• There is no 'correct' right answer
• Why there is no Good Catullus
• There's no there there
• There are no transitional fossils
• Getting to know you noders fucking sucked
• There is no deal with the demon
• There are no next lives
• There is no there there
• There's no point unless you make one
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• There is no alternative
• There is no place in suburbia for beauty
• there are no paradoxes, only false assumptions
• There's no defragmentation for your biological hard drives
• There is no Arizona
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• Why is there no Nobel Prize in Mathematics?
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• There are no atheists in the foxholes
• There is no such thing as emotional healing
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• There is no windchill at absolute zero
• There was a land where lived no violets
• There are no sleep in can
• How to scream when no one is looking
• There is no postgame
• There is No Spoon (user)
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• There is almost no need for the word 'get'
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
• There is No Such Thing As an Opinion: A Letter
• As long as there's no price on love, I'll stay
• There is no such thing as color
• There is no music in money
• There will be no more stories to read
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• There is no smiley for the emotion I feel right now
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• There is a silence in my heart, and your voice no longer breaks it
• There is no dream but this.
• There's no penguins in alaska
• There are no good Tango teachers
• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• There is no majority
• Like there's no tomorrow
• There is no friend anywhere
• There is no spoon
• Microsoft's .NET strategy
• There's no such thing as normal
• There is no strategy in StarCraft
• There is no enemy anywhere
• Hey kids - No hope in dope!
• There Is No Lumber Cartel
• There are no facts
• There Is No Natural Religion
• There is no such thing as a free lunch
• Some critical thoughts on the aesthetics of Dragonball Z
• There is no Cabal
• There's no "proper" way to cry politely in public
• There's no 'eak' in our off-peak
• Conspiracy theory: Area 51
• There Is No Art
• There is no midterm in this class
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• Without zazen, there is no Zen
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• There's no reason to leave this poem alone
• There's no room in my life for anyone to stay
• There is no frigate like a book
• There are no revolutionaries in upstate New York
• There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
• There is no difference between a politician and an evangelist
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• The place where there is no darkness
• Why is there no socialism in the United States?
• Is There In Truth No Beauty?
• For there is no rule without its exceptions; and hardly an age without its monsters
• There are no rules in language, only regularities
• Why there is no moloch13
• There were no clouds. I prayed for lightning.
• The real reason there are no third parties in American politics
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• There are old pilots and there are bold pilots; there are no old, bold, pilots
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• There are no finish lines for hearts that race.
• there is nothing left, no joy, no wonder, just the office and cold soup
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• Beyond whose nearness there is no beyond
• There's no place like homenode
• there’s no substitute for friends
• There ain't no justice
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• There was no one waiting for me...
• There are no cases like mine, Doctor.
• One no longer loves one's insight when one communicates it
• There is no data, only XUL.
• There are no girls on the internet
• there are no gods in foxholes
• your handprints there, at the base
• There are no specific human research function
• There Was No Leak
• There's no "f" in "birthday"
• When I was young Time had no wings
• I will not use the sidewalk. There are fucking sprinklers
• There is no god but God
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• there's no accounting for taste
• No shit, there I was
• There is no camel in this scene
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• Do or do not, there is no try
• There is no happy ending
• There is no 'I' in 'team'
• There's no substitute for cubic inches
• down in the quarry there is no noise
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• there is no existing mythology
• There is no "One", either
• This is our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.
• No matter where you go, there you are
• There is no right answer
• There are no three letter .coms left
• There is no "Judeo Christian" ethic
• Without religion, there is no God
• There is no good depression. It's not sexy. It's not fun. It's not the new rock and roll.
• There are no stars any more
• All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landings there.
• no beer, so Henry orders a double espresso during his parole appointment
• There is no nodegel! (document)
• There is no violence or enmity in the Lego universe
• There's no better mirror than a child
• There Is No Rose
• Snooding like there's no tomorrow
• There are no seasons in California
• There is no such thing as society
• There is no such thing as a wrong recipe
• There ain't no black in the Union Jack
• There are no male cows, moron
• No, don't set it down there; that's the Void. Just leave it on the coffee table.
• George W. Bush is a moron, and there is no 'grey matter' there
• There is no you
• There is no time paradox
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• There is no hard distinction between compiled and interpreted languages
• Why is there no cent key on keyboards?
• There exists no 1:1 mapping between words in different languages
• There is no c in Rishi
• There's no replacement for displacement
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• There is no music for this day
• Beer-based cocktails
• Go where there is no snow
• There is no beginning, no movement, no peace and no end
• There are no small roles
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• Proof that there are no integers between 0 and 1
• Out here on the perimeter, there are no stars
• If there were no birds
• There is no normality
• There are no good contraceptives
• The pub with no beer
• No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
• There is no terrorism. There is only war.
• There are no left turn lanes
• there is no right answer to the wrong question
• There is no such thing as a love story
• There Is No Love Between Us Anymore
• There is no answer; there is no question
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• There are no whales anywhere
• No, but I'll have a beer

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