Findings:

• It is not good that the man should be alone
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• What it takes to be a good programmer
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• be good to each other
• Halloween Yard Decorations Should Not Be Encountered Alone At Night
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• why you should never be a referee
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• You're too good to be human
• This node should be filled with sonnets!
• Should I be happy?
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Children should be seen and not heard
• Things every child should be taught
• That I Would Be Good
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• How to be a good evil villain
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• How to be a good customer
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• What can be better than that?
• The Be Good Tanyas
• What consoles need to be as good as computers at games
• Too good to be true
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• This node should be filled with waka!
• I am more than the impulse to be seen
• Be Good Johnny
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• Can it still be a good luck charm if it's something you stole?
• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
• Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
• I should be able to remember your face
• Automobile tire pressure
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• I should be running in the sunshine
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Laundry should be free
• Food should not be luminous
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• It should not be this complicated
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• How To Be Good
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• Evil be thou my good
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• No threat should be taken lightly
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• titles should be approached laterally
• How Should A Person Be?
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• It will be good when I am leader
• This node should be filled with renga!
• This node should be filled with haiku!
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• This node should be filled with tanka!
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• It's not obvious why this should be obvious
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• Why you should not be mean
• Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• the state should not be involved in marriage
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• I thought the milkweed, a fairly common plant, might be a good place to start.
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
• play dumb
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Why it's good to be on top of Kmart hill
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• Exes can be good things
• Farmers' Market
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Should I be sorry?
• Sometimes it's hard to be good
• good reasons to be content
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• stupidity should be painful
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• Should high school be mandatory?
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• Be something... be anything other than this
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• What is and what should never be
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• AI should be our top priority.
• Chalant should be a word!
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• You Should Be Sober
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• TV can be a good thing
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• Rebeca Martinez
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• Why should we be moral?
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• This node should be filled with bees!
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Funerals should be a celebration
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• Smile! It's good to be irritating once in a while
• Short can be good! (document)
• Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta

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