Findings:

• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• Howard, this is really doing well!
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• sex sells, but obsession sells better
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• But what are they really thinking?
• But my computer really IS possessed
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Damn everything but the circus!
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Depressing but probably true rules of life
• dumber but better
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• Sexist jokes
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• Not really by the rules, but...
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• I REALLY hate this god damn robot
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• better
• A modem is better than nothing
• Better Living Through Chemistry
• Better Than Ezra
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• better, faster, cheaper
• I look better when I am wet
• Music was better in the old days
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Bigger, Better, Faster, More!
• Better luck next time
• better half
• Nobody Does It Better
• females are better than males
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Much better than a piss test
• Better him than me
• Better Dead Than Red
• Treatment of corporations
• The book is better than the movie
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Know me better, and love me better
• Everything's better with vocoders!
• A better place
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• It's better to have loved and lost
• An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
• Ideas are better than apples
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• CD vs. vinyl
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• Better in the original
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Better Living Through Circuitry
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Better than Life
• I slept so well, even my dreams were simple.
• A determination to do better than
• There was a time when I was a better person
• You should know better
• I was a homeless bum
• I like the curves far better
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Robert Frost deserves better
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• Typing in all caps works better
• A moral system based on more and better sex
• Better Man
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• Bugger this: I want a better world
• Oh, Better Far to Live and Die
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• six steps to better software
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Are we better than everything else?
• A better life through lying
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• Some Days are Better than Others
• 'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog
• A better door
• all other times are better than 6 am
• Better Business Bureau
• all better
• I saw a queue and thought, "I'd better join it"
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Smurfs are the key to a better world
• Not everything is better spoken aloud
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• Better the devil you know
• Original better than the sequel
• Something Even Better
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• There's no better mirror than a child
• You had better...!!!
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• Making a Better Plastic Cup
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• Better safe than sorry
• Tourist children's souls taste better
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• Better Than Sex Cake II
• How to become a better anorexic
• The less you know, the better you sleep
• How to take better photos
• Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
• Vegetarians taste better
• I must die or be better
• A Better Version of Me
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Wish for Something Better
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Is it better to run or walk in the rain?
• Worse is better
• You left me, a 36,000 lb truck fish-tailing in the mud. This is not heartbreak. This is better.
• Better warning labels
• Shoujo advocacy through better consumerism
• Beer Drinkers Make Better Lovers
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• It is better to be thought a fool
• Better solutions for surname descent
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• More is better
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• Two heads are better than one
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• The king of somnambulists demands more and better moons
• Second city is better theory
• Better Than Garbo
• The next life will be better
• Half a loaf is better than none
• Jiffy Pop, for better or for worse?
• Rebeca Martinez
• Getting Better
• What can be better than that?
• had better
• Better Days
• To better imagine the limits of the dried-up Martian sea, little Tatiana found it helpful to shape in her mind a great sinuous contour binding each sad, stranded boat to its neighbor
• better late than never
• There were times better than this
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• Better things to do? (e2poll)

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