Findings:

• I can't get published, but this crap can
• How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Can I get a sketch?
• Can I get MTV from kissing?
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• Can we all just get along?
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
• Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
• The least I can get away with
• trick or can
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• What can you get for three cents?
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• Shit or get off the pot
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• we can get along even though we disagree
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
• Vote Labour or the fox gets its
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
• The shadow is going away. You can breathe again. The past is closed.
• No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• Reality Is What You Can Get Away With
• Can I Get An Amen?
• can you get enough of me?
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• How far can we get on one tank of fuel
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Sitting close enough that he gets the idea
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• You can never get away from yourself
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Can a Nigga Get a Table Dance?
• How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
• It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• GeT HiGh Or GeT LoW (user)
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• Get busy living or get busy dying
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• can you cough, speak, or breathe?
• Dead Can Dance
• can of corn
• garbage can
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• coffee can
• Dry bones can harm no one
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Can buoy
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• canned coffee
• Prince Albert in a can
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• windows where I can look out
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Can I masturbate too much?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Push a can
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• No one can be totally logical
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Tobacco smoke can harm your children
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• The Pariah Coke Can Theory
• I think I can, I think I can
• I can taste the floor
• person, place or thing
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• The best compliment an actor can receive
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• Canned Heat
• Mom, can we go to the mall?
• king can
• A darn good reason to cover the trash can
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
• True Love Can Wait
• Children can be cruel
• When can it end?
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• murder can be fun
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Chalk can put us on the Moon
• Brother, can you spare a dime?

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