Findings:
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
- some people lie but they're looking for magic
- Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
- What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
- corporations aren't just people, they're sociopaths
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
- play dumb
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
- Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- You say you love; but with a voice
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
- but aren't we all
- Two people who are not touching
- Using a command line
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
- It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
- Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
- When people say destroying a work of art is good
- To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
- People who died laughing
- Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
- Why aren't people real anymore?
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
- Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- The Princess Who Kicked Butt
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- Who are the people in your neighborhood?
- What do you say to your best friend's ex?
- As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
- You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- Why people who jog live longer
- People who use Windows
- These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
- Y2K from people who worked that night
- Famous people who can run a marathon
- Ack! Am I really related to these people?
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- Type A blood
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
- You are nothing but the sum of your friends
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
- A person is smart, but people are dumb, panicky animals
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
- But who codes the coders?
- We were never really friends
- Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
- These people are not your friends
- Painting the world of the people to come. Absent but in dreams.
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- Flaunting your sexuality
- Know your pets
- Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
- cat haters
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- (Listen to the) Flower People
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- The bored who complain
- Are the gospels written by the people they're attributed to?
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- Music need not be popular to be good
- Are all male catlovers gay?
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
- Tell people they're beautiful and you will change the world
- The People who Fell into the Sky
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- How to really impress people using division by 7
- Things the IS people would love to say out loud
- Good News for People Who Love Bad News
- I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
- People who are not anarchists
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- Those two people like it, and they're shagging
- They're not fish, they're people
- Rednecks hating Canada
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- But my computer really IS possessed
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
- I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
- Things people put up their butts
- Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
- But who nodes the noders?
- you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
- Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
- Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
- Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
- Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- In a room of jesters, a lone monk is obviously a buzzkill. But in a room of monks, it's a lone jester who's a buzzkill.
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
- Friends who fuck
- You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
- Lincoln advises a friend who is nervous about marriage, January 30, 1842
- The friend who knows a lot about computers
- some people touch it, but they can't hold on
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- How to Make Friends and Influence People
- But what are they really thinking?
- Dead links in writeups
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- How to Lose Friends and Infuriate People
- The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
- Taking things at surface value
- There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- Those people who laugh too loudly
- "It takes people to win," says obscenely wealthy CEO
- Sexist jokes
- Brainy people make the best friends
- Not really by the rules, but...
- I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
- The rules of pool are not selective
- Capitalize, please
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- People who don't smoke will never die
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