Findings:
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- You, standing
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- I thank God for the things that I can't remember
- So young and already God is fading
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- Thank God for the moon
- You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- Here is how to make flame sing
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
- Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
- Here We Have Idaho
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- Why black women have so few wrinkles
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
- What makes her so cute?
- make it so
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- I have no faith in your God
- Dear God, thank you for the sick
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
- I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
- I used to have so many dreams
- At least I have something to show for my awkward days
- I have the power of God and anime on my side!
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
- It must have rained or something
- So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
- Thank GOD for Supermodels!
- i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
- i have been burning for so long
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
- It is so quiet in here, let's turn on the ocean
- Here is my father, here is something I regret
- The night is uneventful, and so here I sit
- What makes him so goddamned special?
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- Like farting on a cake, you have defiled something lovely
- Who makes God's rules?
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- Thank God For Little Children
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- God, thanks for inventing breasts
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- So this one time, God walked into an inn...
- Now Thank We All Our God
- So I ain't the greatest god in the pantheon
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
- Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
- it's God's work to have us fail
- Something that may have changed my life...
- Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
- I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
- You're not alive until you have something to lose
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- You have to return something if it's borrowed
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- the circles here have corners
- Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- Make of that what you will. I know I have.
- You're so come here go away
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- all of them just coming over here and so on
- Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
- for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
- you called my name in the dark, so here I am
- Here is some important information which you may make use of in your sunny, optimistic future!
- How to make sports games more fun
- I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
- You make it so hard to hate
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- blondes have more fun
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- Thank God I'm an Atheist
- Thank God the new Anakin is not Leo
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- I'd like to thank God for allowing me
- For God's sake, just have another election
- If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- Thank God for cold fusion
- You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
- How do you make God laugh?
- Thank God It's Monday
- At Sea The Gods Have No Names
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- And What Have You Done With My Body God?
- i thank You God for most this amazing
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- I wasn't always an atheist, and God wasn't always so disappointing
- No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
- Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
- Please God, make me a stone.
- I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
- So help me God
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- Alone, thank God
- Good Luck, Have Fun
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- Thank God for amateur porn
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- Something I Can Never Have
- Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
- I have lost many things, so many
- Have you come here to play Jesus?
- Have fun torturing your fellow man
- As the plow follows words, so God rewards prayers
- why drunk trampolining is so fun
- So you don't have to
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
- So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
- The more you promote something, the less of it you have
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- The choice you have to make
- God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- I have failed to become something recognizable
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- Hitchhiking used to be so much fun
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