Findings:

• The Worst Band Name I Ever Heard
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
• the worst night of my life
• The Worst Day of My Life
• the truest thing you've ever heard
• Worst episode ever
• The worst children's book ever
• Smartest thing I've ever read on Reddit
• The worst days in my life seem to revolve around my cars
• The worst fanfic ever
• The worst name ever
• i've heard that's how they did it in ancient egypt
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• The Wild Colonials
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• The bravest man I've ever known
• This is the worst thing ever, worse than the planet exploding and demons eating babies
• The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• Worst Node Ever
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• The worst job interview ever
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• This is the worst vacation ever! I am going to cut open your forehead with a roofing shingle!
• The worst ending ever
• The Most Horrifying True Story Zeph Ever Heard
• the worst haircut ever
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• I've heard your song
• The Most Horrifying True Story I’ve Ever Heard
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• The Worst Day of Your Life
• My life, Jim, and how I've lived it
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• I've been living my life half asleep
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• Best smoke I've ever had
• I've been smoking ever since
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• They all lived happily ever after
• ever
• Now more than ever
• The best teacher I ever had
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• oh ever so slowly
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• The cruelest thing you've ever done
• Does this ever go away?
• Medgar Evers
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Live the greatest story ever told
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• Do you start feeling, ever?
• Diary of a dot-commer
• Don't lie. Ever.
• Unhappily Ever After
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• The most beautiful computer ever
• The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
• Ebonics began with pirates
• Have You Ever Walked?
• The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• The best line I ever used
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• Probably the saddest thing ever
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Don't you ever go to work?
• Will I ever know?
• the hottest it has ever been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• The first dollar I ever made
• The Best Feeling Ever
• Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
• Parking warning
• Dick Green
• Interpersonal Reflections on the Worst and Most Important Election in My Lifetime
• Whatever and Ever Amen
• Ever felt that?
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• The most confusing bet ever
• It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• Same as it Ever Was
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• The first bear I ever saw
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Was it ever there?
• The biggest bottle of tequila I ever saw
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• The greatest paper ever written
• Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• The best comeback ever
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• Greatest Story Ever Told
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• Best Death Ever
• The Greatest Story Ever Told
• No government can ever give you freedom
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• The Road Goes Ever On
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• What ever happened to Prince Charming?
• Tinker to Evers to Chance
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• The most beautiful chess move ever played
• All I ever wanted to be
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• The First Ever E2 Triple Noder Birthday Bash (and Central Florida Cabal gathering)!
• The biggest dose of LSD ever
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• ever (user)
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
• Don't work at a golf course
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• The best formation pilot I ever saw
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Johnny Evers
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
• first ever Round Valley Day of Gluttony and Tippling
• The harshest winter ever
• You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
• Snow-white solstice in Switzerland: first ever helvetic nodermeet
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
• Shortest science fiction story ever
• Roller Derby
• Best Week Ever
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• evers (user)
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• If I ever lose my legs
• If women ever show teeth in a quiet greeting, it is considered a threat.
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• Just in case you ever wondered..
• Longest science fiction story ever
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• the only comfort we could ever have
• The only place I ever go is the grocery store.

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