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• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When true love dies, there are no paparazzi
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• When you know things are just meant to be
• There is no friend anywhere
• There is no enemy anywhere
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• There are no whales anywhere
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Be careful where you put your laptop
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
• that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
• There are words. When new ideas confront us, we create new words. We forget that there are no words.
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• There will be no more stories to read
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Be careful and don't fall down
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I don't need to be loved by you
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Fossils were put there by God
• there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
• At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
• No, don't set it down there; that's the Void. Just leave it on the coffee table.
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• One no longer loves one's insight when one communicates it
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• There are times when they seem to be right
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• There is no dream but this.
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• I love you but I have to let you go
• There is no god but God
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
• There are no cases like mine, Doctor.
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• down in the quarry there is no noise
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• As long as there's no price on love, I'll stay
• There is no such thing as a love story
• You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• This poem can be put off no longer
• There Is No Love Between Us Anymore
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• No smoking anywhere on the premises except in the designated smoke shelter
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• On the comet there will be much pie
• There is some place I need to be
• Starving in the greenhouse
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• My life may no longer be my own
• Be there or be square
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• It can be cold in the dark
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Why Can't This Be Love
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• you had to be there
• It must be New Years Eve again
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• If Music Be the Food of Love
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• Some things that fly there be
• you have to be close to catch it
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• There need to be more powers
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• Surgeons must be very careful
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room

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