Findings:
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
- Should copyright laws be revised?
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- Laundry should be free
- My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
- This node should be filled with renga!
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- There is some place I need to be
- Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
- Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
- Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
- there will be a last
- The way the music industry SHOULD be
- Why potheads should be eliminated
- Who Will Be There
- there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
- New Mexico law against cohabitation
- I Should Be Allowed To Think
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- This node should be filled with waka!
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
- This node should be filled with sonnets!
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- Children should be seen and not heard
- Love should not be routine habitual bliss
- If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
- There shall be no more cakes and ale?
- There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
- It should not be this complicated
- In such bounty there can be no shortage
- panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- why you should never be a referee
- Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
- It's not obvious why this should be obvious
- History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
- Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
- In the spark of an enemy, there will be salvation
- Let there be another next time
- This node should be filled with tanka!
- Evolution is iterative feedback against the Second Law of Thermodynamics, motherfucker
- School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
- to live outside the law you must be honest
- There will be nobody there to shed a tear
- It is against the law to walk in Los Angeles
- Farmers' Market
- Be a problematic duck over there
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- Things every child should be taught
- Pray ferverently to what gods there be
- And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- Names that should never be given to important files
- Daylight Savings Time should be ended
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
- Where's the kaboom?
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
- throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
- Chalant should be a word!
- You Should Be Sober
- There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
- There will never be another you
- What engineering textbooks should be like
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- Should high school be mandatory?
- Should I be happy?
- This node should be filled with bees!
- It is not good that the man should be alone
- Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- titles should be approached laterally
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- How Should A Person Be?
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- This node should be filled with haiku!
- There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
- Criminal Code of Canada - Part IV Offences Against the Administration of Law and Justice
- I should be allowed to make myself miserable
- Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
- There Must Be Someone
- Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
- Why you should not be mean
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
- The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
- Why should we be moral?
- you had to be there
- American laws against tipping
- Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
- all the cute guys will be there
- Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
- There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
- I should be able to remember your face
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
- Automobile tire pressure
- I should be running in the sunshine
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- Should I be sorry?
- car fog lamps should be coin-operated
- Should anyone be allowed to vote?
- Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
- Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
- Food should not be luminous
- stupidity should be painful
- There will be time
- Funerals should be a celebration
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- What is and what should never be
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- There can be only one
- Some things that fly there be
- AI should be our top priority.
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- On the comet there will be much pie
- No threat should be taken lightly
- There need to be more powers
- There could still be a reunion of The Band
- All hardware should be emulated in software
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
- Not to be removed under penalty of law
- If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
- Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
- Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
- Be there or be square
- The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
- Abbey Road should never be played on random
- And there will be whores and rumors of whores
- There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
- Candles should be burned, not dusted
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- There are times when they seem to be right
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
- There Will Be Blood
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
- And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
- There ought to be limits to freedom
- Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- There will be no more stories to read
- Law Enforcement Against Prohibition
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