Findings:
- Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
- throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
- You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
- if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
- The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
- This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- eventually today will be bittersweet too
- In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
- Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- I will be in my trailer!
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
- Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- You will be wrong. Embrace it.
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- Nothing is too wonderful to be true
- Everything will be alright
- The Revolution will be televised
- There will be time
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- It feels so fine to be a fish today
- Marks which will never be broken
- On the comet there will be much pie
- Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
- If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- I will always be in the details
- You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
- "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- Boys will be boys
- False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
- You're too good to be human
- What life after death will really be like
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- OBAFGKM
- Who Will Be There
- In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- A fine time to be in the Army
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
- All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
- If the earth won't be still, than I will.
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- My RPG will be a work of art
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- They will not be named!
- There Will Be Blood
- non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
- Soon I Will Be Invincible
- The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
- This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
- I will be your young sinner
- Will I be allowed back in the building?
- And there will be whores and rumors of whores
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- Will I be given that chance?
- Too good to be true
- This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
- Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
- node that will be my legacy
- We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
- The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Too Shy to be Pretty
- I want to be sexy too!
- we can all just be around other people
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- A whimper would be fine
- Goops and How to be Them
- Some moments seem too perfect to be real
- I will always be weird inside
- The revolution will not be webcast
- Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
- It Will Always Be Here For You
- The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
- That's what I want to be too, frankly
- It's going to be fine
- This Will Be Laughing Week
- I want to be the air around you.
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
- Survivors will be prosecuted
- She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- The next life will be better
- Be Careful What You Study Too Closely
- I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
- Will you please be quiet, please?
- If it be your will
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
- There will be no more stories to read
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
- Someday, I will be strong
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- there will be a last
- the road ahead will be bumpy
- Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
- We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
- my promise is broken—words will never be over
- The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
- Teach Yourself Scheme: 12.2 Classes are instances too
- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
- The revolution will not be televised
- You will be assimilated
- Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
- You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
- In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
- the world will be remade in our image
- You're too young to be so old
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- How to tell if it will fit around the corner
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
- The television will not be revolutionized
- Carl Everett
- all the cute guys will be there
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- Will I cease to be
- There will be nobody there to shed a tear
- Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
- You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
- When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
- Even the dead will not be safe
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
- To be this good will take Sega ages
- If you tolerate this your children will be next
- I fear I will be nothing
- Why Deeahblita will never be late again
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
- Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
- All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- The end will be a sellout
- There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
- I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
- It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
- Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
- If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
- I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- Pay attention, this will be important later
- Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
- Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
- Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- Too young to be nostalgic, too old to be naive
- When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
- This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
- There will never be another you
- Whoa, wait a minute -- this is supposed to be a horror story!
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
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