Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "unless, of course, the bride is eager to get away from either her mother or mother-in-law"

• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• Get your dog away from my rims, cop
• You can never get away from yourself
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• Inches away from her face
• unless, of course, we assume the narrator is delusional or lying, which is far less interesting. Or, alternatively, if we assume magic is real
• Things I've learned from living with an unwed mother and her two small children
• An American in Tours
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• Saturday night, the words falling from her lips
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• The least I can get away with
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• scattering, like flower petals or crowds from the sound of a gunshot
• Of course I'm made of corn, I'm from North America
• Having run away from a wedding reception
• Home away from home
• From Sidon to Tyre, or Death Surprised
• How to get SMS death threats from coke dealers in London
• away from me
• People with Down Syndrome Get an Extra Round from the Global Sumo Tournaments
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
• Shit or get off the pot
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
• qanat get there from here
• The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
• Not all dirt roads are rally courses, or: Bambi meets WRX
• before either of us had to turn away
• You'll never get away with this!
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• How to get away at work without doing anything
• Letters from my mother
• Very emotional people are either psychotic or sincere
• I dreamed of her pulse long before I took it from her
• either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
• Her heart is in little tiny pieces that are going to blow away.
• Drop the hamster and back away from the canary
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• Economic and Social Divisions in late 19th-century America
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• Is it healthy to Get A Tattoo If You are suffering from Psoriasis?
• John's Cool Story: Tough Luck, or The Vurping from Room 2306
• Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
• If only I could get into her head
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• How to lie and get away with it
• It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• Women you know you should just walk away from
• Deep Fried Foods in the Restaurant
• stepping away from the computer, to go camping
• Only her hands would give her away
• I'd walk away from the dawn and leave for you
• She picked herself up, wiping away at her dignity
• How to NOT get towed away
• keep away from children and poets.
• Why I ran away from home
• Scribblings from a table at Rue De La Course
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• The Ones Who Walk Away From Salemo
• Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
• Wooing the bride and kissing her passionately to win a dare
• Crawling through festering flesh, hungry and, yearning, they wait for the day they will tear away from the dark.
• if you fear spells, look away when she decides to share her hair with the wind.
• The manner of drinking and spitting is either hard or soft
• Funny -- she looks much smaller from outside her head
• Stoned music memories
• Slipping away from myself
• NATO runs away from protestors in Victoria
• Lessons learned from the rap industry may or may not serve a useful purpose in everyday life
• You know you've been away from home too long
• She plugs her tears in the way you'd keep a dam from breaking
• walk away from time
• I hide in the darkness of the cry that comes from her throat
• Get home from work
• stop adoring from so far away
• You're either a patriot or a terrorist
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
• If her secrets spilled from her eyes into his
• How to Get to Heaven from Jacksonville, FL
• “I want to make the milk,” or, More Tales from Youth
• the linear and the docile go feral at her command. we're on the run from rogue rivers and predatory trains.
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
• Keep guns away from drunks
• Far away from home
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• Cheap tricks parents try to get away with
• Not from the head
• Step away from the fridge, lardass!
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• Get busy living or get busy dying
• How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• First Christmas Away From Home
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
• Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Do I stay or run away?
• running away from home
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• Suddenly alone among a million lives, far away from home
• Keep us away from us
• even cigarette smoking, Atlantic City gamblers walked away from the slot machines
• Till Eulenspiegel walks the tightrope
• returning to that place from far away and long ago
• Fields of sunshine bloom as the midnight in her dress falls away, replaced by moonlight.
• We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• George W. Bush is a heartbeat away from the presidency
• Everything is about a week away from paying off
• The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• Woo the bride and kiss her passionately
• As seen mouthed through one half inch of safety glass as the bus pulled away from the terminal and left a westward wafting cloud of exhaust
• Swimming pool injury
• Either/Or
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Tied up tight, like a bride on her wedding night
• How to get away with murder
• The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
• Either a Ravine or a Precipice
• the lady from Iowa didn't either
• All good men are either gay or married
• You're either with us or you're against us
• Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
• You can't get there from here
• Getting free pizza
• Light Fuse Get Away
• Including her knees and a dragon made from a sock
• Looking back from time to time, her tears falling fast
• Reality Is What You Can Get Away With
• Either everyone deserves or no one does
• Eigenvalues of idempotent matrices are either 0 or 1
• From Her to Eternity
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• How to get DC power from AC
• Getting what you want from tech support
• Letter From My Father After the Death of My Mother
• Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
• Getting a site banned from Google
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Real excerpts from the Queen Mother's Book of Remembrance
• So her hat does not blow away
• Getting free computer parts
• Today I clean her little fingerprints from my window
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Very Far Away from Anywhere Else
• Can I get MTV from kissing?
• I watched her from afar
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• keep away from children
• Getting drinking water from bamboo
• Sensual Massage from Mother Russia
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
• I get up from my sleeping spot
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• To park your motorbike illegally, and to get away with it
• I tried to memorise her, from beginning to end
• Your facts peel away from your own fiction

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