Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "what, you thought you automatically stopped being a teenager when you turned twenty?"

• Thought experiment on a boring Tuesday (or, When the world lasted 20 minutes)
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
• When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• stop being so English
• When the words stop working
• You turn the atmosphere wild with currents of vitriol when you smile at the passing insects
• Twenty three thoughts about twenty three names
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• When you are being sacrificed
• I can't express my sexual anger without being shunned but it's cool when you do it
• Being complicated is not fun, especially when not everyone agrees that you are
• at the thought of being close to you..
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Turn Off My TV
• When should a firm stop production?
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• Thoughts that randomly pop into your mind when masturbating
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• Some time when I was a teenager
• The world stops making sense when everyone goes to sleep
• When are you going to stop running?
• Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• About gradual producing of the thoughts when talking
• we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• When I turned round...
• it's hard to turn away when it feels like she's singing directly to you
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• Since when did being spiritual matter? Since when did thread count matter?
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
• government intervention isn't automatically a disaster
• imperfect being (user)
• being
• Beings of pure energy
• being close to another person
• Just being quiet and close
• Being John Malkovich
• I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
• The entire point of being an adult
• Being and Nothingness
• The Importance of Being Earnest
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
• When in doubt, shoot the wizard
• you being in love
• World of Being
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• Evolutionary pressure against being evil
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• Human beings will believe anything
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• Creativity, the essence of being human
• Being alone
• Being There
• The Need of Being Versed in Country Things
• Human being emulator
• Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
• Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
• Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite
• what does being a sociological researcher entail?
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• It's nice being in shape
• Everyone should experience being a minority occasionally
• not as good as being there
• Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
• Supreme Beings of Leisure
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• being a kid was great
• Being short
• The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
• The curse of being named Tim
• being complimentary
• What's wrong with being independent
• Jewel not being mean for a minute
• Being really smart and taking lots and lots of drugs
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• Reasons for Not Being at Work
• The Importance of Being Educated
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Being an artist warps the mind
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• dr's Hospital Adventure : it's weird being recognized as somewhat of a celebrity
• The honor of being a rat
• Being put on hold
• You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
• Why I hate being single
• "Gay" being used as an adjective for something bad
• The Everything guide to being a pizza driver
• Being an Eagle Scout no longer means anything
• Why are chimneys being demolished?
• Being Designated Driver on New Year's Eve
• The Greatest Fear In America Is That of Not Being Politically Correct
• I Enjoy Being a Girl
• famous for being famous
• Florida being promoted for its hockey
• she being Brand
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• The trials and tribulations of being an E-mail technical support representative
• On being the Older Woman
• Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
• Things I hate about being a conservative Republican
• Being the outsider at a party
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• On the topic of being alone
• Great Chain of Being
• Adolescents: Beings of inherent evil
• Being with an older woman
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
• Being born gay
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• on being hit by lightning
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
• On Being the Right Size
• The new rulers of the world are being decided upon
• Being Digital
• Why is "Being There" Considered Better?
• He not busy being born is busy dying
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• Being rich is as much a trap as being poor
• Being both black and white
• the problem with being a member of the dominant culture
• It's a sin this not being ready, this not being up to it
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Being licked to death by kittens
• For the Time Being
• The disadvantages of being left handed
• Single Being
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• being true to your nature
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• On Being the one who goes away
• The girls' guide to being a girl
• How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
• Being in a relationship is not a guarantee against loneliness
• The curse of being gifted
• Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• All things being equal
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• on being the only one in a restaurant
• being ill during exams
• Tired of being angry
• An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• Bruxa Maria de Zuzaya is being tempted
• On being American

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