Findings:

• I who put thorns on the briars and gave insects their sting
• you can almost believe them, except for the look in their eyes
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• By their fruits you shall know them
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• I will ask them all their dreams
• Everyone tells their own story with them as the star
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• some people believe that they've given more to the world than the world has given to them
• Gave
• Why I gave up on anarchy
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• gave up
• Richard of York gave battle in vain
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• Mom, I Gave the Cat Some Acid
• Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
• the african violet you gave me
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• I gave her two daisies. This is how I met your mother.
• My grandmother gave me
• notes I never gave her
• The day I gave to charity
• What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
• He gave her a daisy
• I Gave Away My Underpants
• She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
• Advice my father gave me before I left for college
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• Jenny gave me a leaf of autumn
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
• A horse gave birth to a donkey
• My purity was little stickers I willingly gave away in exchange for hearts
• God gave a loaf to every bird
• You gave me your hand, I gave you my fist
• Ho ho ho, hee hee hee, we gave your present to a refugee
• she gave herself that holocaust haircut. cinnamon colored clippings cover the motel bedspread like sprinkles.
• Jar of jam you gave me
• It was the tree that gave him away.
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
• The béarnaise gave us away
• Erected upon weakened ground, finally gave way
• They gave you a heart, they gave you a name
• Monkey Gave Me a High Five
• gave u aids (user)
• The day he gave me a lift
• I gave the olive branch to the Dove.
• The Day They Gave Babies Away
• The last dog I ever gave my entire heart to break
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Gave up poetry and went down 't mine.
• A pot that gave birth
• The Woman Who Gave Birth to Rabbits
• I gave it away
• she gave her heart to a falling star
• You Gave Your Love To Me Softly
• She Gave Sweet Love To Me
• I gave her my heart, she tore it apart, and who gives a fart.
• Berkeley gave us Unix and acid, and that's no coincidence
• I never called her momma
• baby momma
• If momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy
• Big Legged Mommas Are Back in Style
• Schrödinger's Momma
• lil momma (user)
• lilpimp momma (user)
• Yo Momma (user)
• I Wish Momma Sang the Blues
• MOMMA (user)
• sugar momma
• mommas girl (user)
• Know your pets
• Dead links in writeups
• Flaunting your sexuality
• A League of Their Own
• their
• Rugby players eat their dead
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• institutions have lives of their own
• In What Distress Candide, Cunegund, and the Old Woman Arrive at Cadiz, and Of Their Embarkation
• What Befell Candide and Martin on Their Passage
• And their feet move
• Table of Organs and Their Relationships
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• The She-Goats and Their Beards
• The Monkeys and Their Mother
• Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country
• Things people put up their butts
• Some kiss with their eyes closed
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• 27 Innocent Bystanders and Their Visions of the Afterlife
• Why American women shave their legs
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• You wear your breasts to their full extent
• Judging women by their books
• Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Their Satanic Majesties Request
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• Stars In Their Eyes
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Why female athletes are paid less than their male counterparts
• The Three Princes and their Beasts
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• If "cult" religions are so good at mind control, why are their attrition rates so high?
• dead insects are flipped over on their backs
• the velocity with which their foreheads hit the floor
• Run around like chickens with their head cut off
• Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
• If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Capitalize, please
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Non-everythingian friends and their responses to this place
• Cats always land on their feet
• Everyone's got their drug
• I feel their presence
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• And oh, how we long for their shaky, malnourished caresses
• He Knows Not Their Names
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Animals which resemble their owners
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Legal Happy Pills and their Trials and Tribulations
• Why programmers don't comment their code
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• Women and their weight problem
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Rock Stars and their bizarre love-lives
• if drivers don't use their turn signals
• RMS forgiving KDE users of their sins
• Their Eyes Were Watching God
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• My hands have lost their memory
• Their feet grow dark with his blood
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• words whose reversals are their opposites
• Ranters and their rants
• Do masochists enjoy slamming their fingers in a car door?
• This was their finest hour
• Madmen have a world all their own
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
• Each one has their own story
• Off with their heads!
• People's secrets show in their eyes
• I liked their early stuff
• Meat By-Products and their Uses
• Familiars and Totem Animals - Their Attributes
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• The children are all crying in their pens
• Addressing others by their user names
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 20
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• I Look at Men in the Height of Their Youth
• Why are there so many 1964 nickels?
• Of Mongoloids and Their Kin
• Why do male musical groups try to look threatening on their album covers?
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• Correcting BBC newsreaders on their grammar
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• So we drank their blood...
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Flushing out your enemies from their lair with bad rock music
• Brides on their Trial
• Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
• How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
• Mammals and Their Milk

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