Findings:

• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• you become whoever would have saved you that time that no one did
• What pornos would have us believe
• You stole what they would have given you
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Bernie would have won
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• he would have laughed
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I would like to have emotions
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• you would have been
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• he would have cried
• If you were truly free, you would have a choice. Do you have a choice?
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• What Would Jesus Drink?
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• Eddie would go
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• What one object of modern technology would bring you ultimate power in the 15th century ?
• Who Would True Valour See
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• there is very little that all christians would agree on
• Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
• Would you mind terribly if I kissed you now?
• What would Machiavelli do?
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Would you like a doughnut?
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• I never thought it would be like this
• Would you know if you were insane?
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• What Would You Do For a Klondike® Bar?
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Perhaps you would like to meet your evil twin!
• Where would America be without Canada?
• If you would like to contact DMan
• Well You Would Right (user)
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• Mind without body
• Surely he would remember this
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Without tears, the soul would never know a rainbow
• Who would win in a fight between a shark and a lion on the moon?
• What Would Cthulhu Do?
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
• If only men would listen!
• What would Brian Boitano do?
• Would you like fries with that?
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• The best kind of bartender
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Would you like a cup of coffee?
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• What Would John Rocker Do?
• what would you like?
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• What would EDB do?
• What would happen to your beer in outer space?
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• I would love to hold your hand.
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• That would be me
• If the Bible wasn't full of things you disagree with, would you start believing in God?
• What Would Jackie Chan Do?
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• Grandpaw would
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• I would kill my mother
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• What would Feynman do?
• I wish you would talk to me
• Those who would sacrifice essential liberties for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• I wish it would stay gloomy
• What Would You Do?
• I knew before I met you just how we would end
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Things the IS people would love to say out loud
• Would you like an OS with that?
• I was told that transcendence would come with the process of quietly living and dying alone and I do want a refund
• What Would Judas Do?
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• eternity would be boring
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• would
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• What would you sacrifice a dream for?
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• I would beg to see your arms raised in calcification towards the expanding horizon
• who would play (Deleted) in the movie of (Deleted)?
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• the moon would rest on those sweet lashes
• I would like to spiritually attune your face with my knee
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• What would the Lord of Eternal Darkness do?
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• If an E2 user called you, what would you say?
• What Would Buddha Do?
• If all the Chinese jumped at once, would cataclysm result?
• What would you give your left arm for?
• What Would God Do?
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• How would you understand?
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• What Would Jesus Do?
• We would probably not understand alien life
• Because that would make sense
• Half-sour pickle
• Would you like to try a sample?
• What would Solaris do?
• Punk rock and classical would make a kickass combination
• How Pikachu would sing "A Bushel And a Peck"
• How it would happen
• What if Amazon.com patented its review system?

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