Findings:

• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• You know you're a geek when...
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• when you're ready to touch me again
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• When You're Evil
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• When you're home alone
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• You're never around when I need you
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• You know you're blacked out when...
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
• Only when you're older
• When you're alone
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• You know you're in the SCA when
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• I'll explain it when you're older
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• Sing when you're winning
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Swing when you're winning
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• When you're dead, you're dead
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• You're pretty when you cry
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• What to do if you're stopped by the police
• If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
• you're so poetic tonight
• To the world you're just one person
• Feeling that you're made of very thin glass
• You're a diamond's wet dream
• huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• Never look like you're staring
• This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• You're the One that I Want
• You're never far from the sound of an engine
• You're so come here go away
• Imagine you're not alone
• You're soaking in it
• You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
• You're too young to be so old
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• You're welcome
• You're a dick
• You're not alone
• If you're hungry, blame me
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Miss Jackson if you're nasty
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
• You're to Make Young Gems
• You know you're from Prince Edward Island if...
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
• You're dripping liquid sex into my Cherry Coke
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• You're the wrong species
• Walk like you're a sex goddess
• Things men want when they're drunk
• As soon as you're born you start dying
• You're So Vain
• If you're happy and you know it click this node
• Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Pretend you're not dying inside
• Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
• This sentence is in English while you're not looking
• Australia You're Standing In It
• You're Under Arrest!
• So You Think You're Computer-Illiterate
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• Have you told your parents you're gay?
• Ways to Say you're done
• You're In The Air
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• Forget you're an engineer - and enjoy yourself
• Now You're Screwed
• Things to do while you're between jobs
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• You're too good to be human
• I'm OK, You're OK
• You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• So you think you're on a roll?
• I hope you're fucking happy
• You're playing you, now
• It's not the photographer's fault that you're ugly
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• Never whistle while you're pissing
• You think you're special
• Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
• You're running Linux on what?
• you're afraid
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• How to tell if you're having a heart attack
• Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.
• You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• that surely isn't my eye you're trying to poke, is it?
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• These aren't the droids you're looking for
• Baby, you're the greatest!
• The problem is you're not paranoid enough!
• You're not from around here, are you?
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• You're Only Old Once!
• You're not the boss of me
• All in all, you're just another brick in the wall
• You're so money
• Which Describes How You're Feeling
• Things to know if you're marrying a Catholic
• Why "You're the air that I breathe" is a stupid expression
• You're all fuckin big mouse
• Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!
• You're not a monk
• Three strikes you're out
• You're all Sheep
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
• You're missing it
• Dude, you're harshing all over my mellow
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• You're evil
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• What happens if you're too nice?
• You're only half a bitch without the heels
• Now you're on the trolley
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!

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