Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "you don't have to get stoned to listen to music from when you smoked pot every day of your life"

• Stoned music memories
• It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Every day we stray further from God's light.
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• use every day as a gift to sharpen the sword that is your soul, to become a master of your own life
• Don't judge music by the first listen
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• From Spring Days To Winter (For Music)
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Now there's a sonnet you don't see every day
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• There Are Days When I Leave My Life Next to My Black Boots
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• the day jbo got permission from DJ Assault to post lyrics
• A Day in the Life of Glycerol and Potosi
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• i just keep waiting for the day when i'll see you again
• The Worst Day of My Life
• Trouble Every Day
• One Day In the Life of Ivan Denisovich
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• A month from a skylark, a half from a finch, a little from a wagtail and not a day from a swallow
• Don't give up your day job
• Music Hack Day
• A day in the life of a signing clerk
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Every single day is its own apocalypse. Every time we fall asleep is an extinction.
• The 36-Hour Day: A Family Guide to Caring for Persons with Alzheimer's Disease, Related Dementing Illnesses, and Memory Loss in Later Life
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• April Trolls Day III - The Day the Music Died
• Every Dog Has Its Day
• Music was better in the old days
• The day they started charging for music
• Have a nice day
• Every other day
• A day in the life of a baby
• but the fruitsellers are there every day
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• A day in the life of a County Court duty solicitor
• Baptist jokes
• A Day in the Life
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Town every day
• Every day adds a new worry, on the last day they all disappear
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• For Every Day, I Wake Up.
• The day the music died
• Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• Why do this every day?
• Three Years, Five Months and Two Days in the Life Of ...
• Extinct lingo from George Orwell's day
• Some like it in the pot, nine days old
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
• we meet on the street for the first time every day
• I carry this bullet with me every day
• When the eye of day is shut
• why i smoke weed every day
• The passions of a love affair between a chemist and a certain prostitute named Pamela Diaz are shared by millions of unwitting 'patients' every day
• Forlorn, I waited for sanity
• Day in the Life
• everyday without you is the new best day of my life
• A day in the life of a freelance newspaper delivery girl
• The sun rose every day, once.
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Can I hear the echo from the days of '39?
• A day in the life of a singing clerk
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• Do Lobsters Cough and Other Things From the Days of Covid-19
• A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Happy Labor Day from Insomnia Boy
• It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
• Compliment of the day, from Ivanna Serhiy Koval
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• I don't have a television set
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Baptist fear of dancing
• At least I have something to show for my awkward days
• through You, all my wasted days receive a new life
• The worst days in my life seem to revolve around my cars
• All my favorite people live in this box that I look at every day
• Every Day an Asshole
• To node one thing beautiful every day
• Songs from Liquid Days
• Penis for a day
• Day sleepers are on top in the bunk bed of life
• From Social Synapses to Social Ganglions: Complex Adaptive Systems in Jurassic Days
• There is no music for this day
• The days of wonder have come at last
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• I read my life story twenty times a day
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
• Rise O Days from your Fathomless Deeps
• A day in the life of a blackjack dealer
• A day in the life of a single father
• I eat every day with a ravenous appetite
• Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• A day in the life of Everything, Kansas
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• This Is The First Day Of My Life
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• The Best Day of my Life
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• Today is the last day of the rest of your life
• Days when art is too much to bear
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• Driving my Saturn through Jupiter on a day when the mercury hit 100 degrees
• A day in the life of a school nurse
• Boring days with music
• A day in the life of a teenage space waitress
• Strangers are unwittingly saving my life in 1000 little ways all day long.
• every day carry
• fool every time every day i
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
• The Worst Day of Your Life
• Crawling through festering flesh, hungry and, yearning, they wait for the day they will tear away from the dark.
• the day when the peasants would eat all the British media
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• Working for a Car Dealership compromises my soul every day
• A day in the life of a doorknob in a crack house.

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