Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "you punk. i bet you're not even wearing pants. 'potato.' must you make everything so damn puppy-like adorable?"

• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• we travel so often without even moving
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• You make it so hard to hate
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I bet I can make you say black
• How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• A simple card trick to win bets and make enemies
• Gee, You're so Beautiful That It's Starting to Rain
• You're to Make Young Gems
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• It's illegal to bet money on sporting events, so we will gamble with the lives of innocent children
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• So you think you're Bruce Lee
• You're so money
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Buying a cell phone
• I bet those golden tickets make the chocolate taste terrible anyway.
• Even monochrome is not so simple
• I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Punk rock and classical would make a kickass combination
• What makes him so goddamned special?
• How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Card carrying, glow-stick waving, use too much gel, funny pant wearing, weirdo
• So you think you're on a roll?
• So You Think You're Computer-Illiterate
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• So, you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• You're so boned
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Why are the most beautiful things in life so damn robust?
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• so pretentious I can't even breathe
• buildings so tall you can't even see the tops of them
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• Why are the most beautiful things in life so damn fragile?
• What makes her so cute?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• make it so
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• I slept so well, even my dreams were simple.
• So, you want to make a language?
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• This song is so good it can make your ears pop
• You're So Vain
• So Who Wear the Pants?
• You're too young to be so old
• you're so poetic tonight
• Why must you live so far away?
• If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• Damn, you're not gay are you?
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• You're so closed minded
• if you're so evil eat this kitten
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• So you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• So what you're saying is...
• You're so come here go away
• Die Damn Emo Punk (user)
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
• Why is America so damned litigious?
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• Bet
• you bet
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Bet on the muscle
• BET Model
• Gallon of milk in an hour bet
• The most confusing bet ever
• $400 off is a sucker bet
• All bets are off
• You Bet Your Life
• Leonard Betts
• bet (user)
• call bet
• You bet I care!
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• string bet
• Bet Chabad, Kathmandu
• Clive Betts
• would you place bets on my heart
• How To Win Every Sporting Bet 100% Of The Time
• worth a damn
• damn
• The Best Damn Band in the Land
• God damned sons of bitches
• damned
• The Damned
• Damn, I'm good.
• Damn Yankees
• Lies, damn lies, and statistics
• Damning with faint praise
• Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta
• Violence puts the smackdown on genitalia every damn time
• The Queen of the Damned
• Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!
• power walking in the damn mall
• Damn porpoises!
• Damn, I look good today
• Phasing all over the damn place
• Circus of the Damned
• Feeling pretty damned academic
• No damn you, it's nothing like a chess game
• Parking warning
• A tinker's damn
• Damn Academics
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• It's about damn time
• Damn You, Damn Everyone
• Dilvish, The Damned
• How to disable menu fade-in in Windows 2000
• Depressing but probably true rules of life
• Damn it! I'm an adult!
• Damn, you can see stars
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• God Damn You, Professor Mysterious!
• Damn server
• Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
• Lies, Damn Lies & ICQ Messages
• HOT DAMN! An E2 gathering in Ohio?!?!!
• Safeway of the damned
• The Book of the Damned
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 1
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 2
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 3
• HOT DAMN!: Drinking, Debauchery, and Dastardly Deeds
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 4
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 5
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 6
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 7
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 8
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 9
• Hot Damn glass cleaner
• One Monkey Don't Start the Show (document)
• A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
• Damn the Torpedoes
• Not One Damn Dime Day
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• Out out damn spot! (e2poll)
• god damn the sea (user)
• It's too damn hot here: a Melbourne nodermeet
• Masses of the damned
• I hate this god damn robot
• Hot Damn 5! The Dysfunctional Family Reunion Strikes Back
• The morning ritual of the damned
• I REALLY hate this god damn robot
• War, Damned War, and Statistics
• Tale of a Damned Soul
• o damn (user)
• How to Write a Damn Good Novel
• HOT DAMN 6! This time, karma debt ain't allowed to do shit
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• HOT DAMN 6! Westward HO
• the hot damned (user)
• hot damn
• Damn you, V for Vendetta

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