Here's the stuff we found when you searched for ""well, I didn't turn out right, so my parents must have done it wrong""

• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Ghosts must have done it!
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Well, I guess I know enough to turn you inside out, old gal, you sockdologizing old man-trap!
• Right lane MUST turn right
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• Absolutely right, well done. And now, your next question is ...
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• I must have convenient cholesterol! High octane! Instant gratification!
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• If the only thing you have is your pride, you have to guard it well.
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• all living things must above all else have hope
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Live Era '87-'93
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• In the wreckage of a job well done
• I must have three heads
• Plants HAve Rights, Too!
• leaving out parts of the truth. you have to.
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• It must have fixed itself!
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• I didn't always have this cool job
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• I have no money and I must pay
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Warning signs that you may not have chosen the right title (collaboration)
• I have no output and I must scream
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
• The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• And What Have You Done With My Body God?
• We have learned our lessons well
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Have you told your parents you're gay?
• She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• What have the Spanish ever done for us
• You have the right to remain silent
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• We Have Come For Your Parents
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• I must have called a thousand times
• Articles every Everything must have
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• You Have to Look Out For Your Dragons
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• And you as well must die, beloved dust,
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• i have been burning for so long
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• These papers do not show what I have done
• They didn't have the heart
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• We didn't trust the net, so we played Rust instead of trapeze.
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• I have no browser and I must node!
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• They must have faces
• I used to have so many dreams
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• well done
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• So you don't have to
• I must have waited all my life for this
• How to have an out of body experience
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• You have your work cut out for you
• The Boy Done Wrong Again
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• You have the right to ask
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• Jeeves! Have this puny billionaire thrown out IMMEDIATELY!
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
• We'll always have Paris
• That which I should have done I did not do
• We will have windchimes. That is a must.
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• i have to get out
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• It must have rained or something
• I have lost many things, so many
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• Everything You've Done Wrong
• Gamesmaster, Gamesmaster, What Have You Done?
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• We have the right to use our bodies as weapons.
• What have you done for me lately?
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Well Done and Badly Rewarded
• The way things have always been done
• Well begun is half done

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