Findings:
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
- i mean honestly what did the dodo ever do for us
- The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- The most perfect thing you can ever do
- Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- Don't ever lend out your pants
- i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- What did my spleen ever do for me?
- No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
- Don't lie. Ever.
- Don't work at a golf course
- Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
- don't ever throw stones at your mother
- Don't you ever go to work?
- Do you start feeling, ever?
- I don't know what to do with you
- The bravest man I've ever known
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- The best comeback ever
- The first bear I ever saw
- Will Everything ever stop expanding?
- I don't believe in anything
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- The Best Feeling Ever
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- happily ever after
- Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
- fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
- Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
- Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
- The biggest bottle of tequila I ever saw
- The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
- Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
- The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
- All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
- Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
- Soulmates who will never ever meet again
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Winners Don't Use Drugs
- The worst children's book ever
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- The best line I ever used
- All that I am and ever want to be
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- The most confusing bet ever
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- No one ever listens to the bassist
- Dick Green
- No one will ever love you for your honesty
- The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
- Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
- The Road Goes Ever On
- The boldest lie I've ever heard
- Power companies are stealing our electricity!
- No government can ever give you freedom
- The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
- Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
- Glamour Dos and Don'ts
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
- Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
- They all lived happily ever after
- oh ever so slowly
- Does this ever go away?
- The cruelest thing you've ever done
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- The most beautiful computer ever
- The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
- Diary of a dot-commer
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- Will I ever know?
- The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
- Best Math Books Ever Written
- I don't know what else to do
- pointless HTML in email
- No one was ever fired for buying IBM
- Same as it Ever Was
- It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
- Ever felt that?
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- The Greatest Snowball That I Ever Witnessed
- Was it ever there?
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- The greatest paper ever written
- There's no such thing as happily ever after.
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
- Have you ever made a just man?
- The saddest funeral I've ever performed
- Greatest Story Ever Told
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
- All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
- The Greatest Story Ever Told
- The worst job interview ever
- Never Ever
- Damned if you do, damned if you don't
- the best damned story ever written
- Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
- Don't do anything I wouldn't do
- Best Death Ever
- The best magic trick you've ever seen
- Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
- Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
- I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
- Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
- The Peacock Don't Do No Dancin'
- Don't just do something, sit there.
- You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- evil triumphs when men don't do good
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- you don't have to do this
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- ever
- Worst episode ever
- So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
- The best teacher I ever had
- Medgar Evers
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- Now more than ever
- Unhappily Ever After
- Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
- The worst name ever
- The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
- The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
- Ever turn your keyboard over and shake it?
- Live the greatest story ever told
- Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
- The most disturbing thing I ever saw
- Have You Ever Walked?
- Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- the hottest it has ever been
- Probably the saddest thing ever
- Ebonics began with pirates
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
- the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
- Parking warning
- The first dollar I ever made
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- Don't do that then!
- Whatever and Ever Amen
- Nothing ever changes
- The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
- The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
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