Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Fuck'em. I show them the real East Village Experience and they make unhappy faces? How can these people even be my friends?"

• How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• How to Make Friends and Influence People
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• these couplets are a waste of time; i never seem to make them scan
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• Automobile tire pressure
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Brainy people make the best friends
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• How to Win Friends and Influence People
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• How to make friends, from a friend.
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• How can people listen to that crap?
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• Can we still be friends?
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• how to be a friend
• Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• Apfelstrudel
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• Goops and How to be Them
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• we can all just be around other people
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• play dumb
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• We must remember them or they cease to be.
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• How fast can blind people read?
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• How real are these tears?
• how our atheist gold fish makes friends in this holy water
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• These people are not your friends
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• How to Make Friends and Hide Junkies
• How to Lose Friends and Infuriate People
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• Wiener Schnitzel
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• How the Moon Came to Be
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• It Makes a Fellow Proud to Be a Soldier
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• How to be a good evil villain
• TV can be a good thing
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• There are times when they seem to be right
• How to Be a Complete Bastard
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• Darkness Be My Friend
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• How To Be Good
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• How to be a troll
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• Valour can be brown
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• What the American people want politics to be
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• How to be a Romantic Poet
• The Ten Commandments revised
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• It can be cold in the dark
• How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Waiting for the show to be over. In oh-so-many ways.
• Art is whatever makes you proud to be human.
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• We hold these truths to be self-evident
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• Trying to be friends
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• Be cool in college
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• How the Sun Came to Be
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• How to be a Jackass in your own home
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• No one can be totally logical
• Heterosexist norms make it tough for gays to be themselves
• How to be happy for a certain period of time

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