Findings:

• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Guns kill people.
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• When you kill people they die
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• Know your pets
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Things people don't want to hear
• Shooting people with your gun at a -90 degree transformation
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• This Gigantic Robot Kills
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• people who don't exist
• telling people what they don't need to know
• People who don't read
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Indigenous people don't exist
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Don't encourage people to read
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• I don't believe in people
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• People don't flail when they die
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• don't kill your clients
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Treating people like literal robots
• Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
• Capitalize, please
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Inhale. Kill. Exhale.
• Kill
• AIDS Kills Fags Dead
• Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
• Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
• kill file
• kill -XCPU
• The First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All the Lawyers
• Accidental death odds
• computers kill kids
• Rasputin: A hard man to kill
• kill word
• Why does Man kill?
• I Love to Kill
• That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• I would kill my mother
• The Man He Killed
• Society killed evolution
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• I think I killed it
• Let's Get Killed
• A little child could never kill this clean
• Kill Yourself
• High Time to Kill
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• Probability of Kill (Pk)
• Killed By Death
• How to kill a clown
• Kill the chicken to scare the monkey
• Kill two birds with one stone
• How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• Does Pot Kill Brain Cells?
• Meat Kills
• Camp Kill Yourself
• kill -9 dueling
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Gravity Kills
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• Kill your sampler
• Kill time before it kills you
• kill -9
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• They killed our Lord
• Kill Yr Idols
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• To Kill a Mockingbird
• Licence to Kill
• kill -KILL
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• God Loves, Man Kills
• How I nearly killed myself masturbating
• Shoot Speed Kill Light
• Kill the rich
• I will kill you if I can
• Please Kill Me
• I killed my father, I ate human flesh and I quiver with joy
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• spermicide kills
• A Time to Kill
• This machine kills fascists
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• To Kill a Dead Man
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
• to those killed by the Firestone tires
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• how my computer nearly killed me
• Kill, kill; blood makes the grass grow!
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• I kill microbes for a living
• Kill Your Television
• My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
• Video Killed the Radio Star
• Kill Your Boyfriend
• Bikini Kill
• Kill the Poor
• One Shot One Kill
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• A View to a Kill
• Humane octopus killing
• Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
• Kill 'em All
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• kill -PIPE
• Kill Zone
• Fuck Art. Let's Kill.
• kill -BUS
• Kill a rap
• Smoking can kill you
• I killed a pigeon
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her

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