Findings:

• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Guns kill people.
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• When you kill people they die
• Know your pets
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Shooting people with your gun at a -90 degree transformation
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• how my computer nearly killed me
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Cars Kill Fish
• The Medium Rare Hamburger That Won't Kill You
• Why does Man kill?
• Kill two birds with one stone
• How to kill a Sim
• Kill Doctor Lucky
• I could've killed my father
• I Love You ... I'll Kill You
• They killed our Lord
• I killed my father, I ate human flesh and I quiver with joy
• That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
• Shoot Speed Kill Light
• I kill microbes for a living
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Solving a maze
• Not only does smoking kill you, it also prevents Alzheimer's disease
• I killed my dog and broke my own heart
• Why not just kill yourself?
• kill -9 -1
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
• Rasputin: A hard man to kill
• Kill the Poor
• Society killed evolution
• Licence to Kill
• I killed a pigeon
• How to kill a clown
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• To Kill a Dead Man
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• kill -BUS
• Kill Your Idol (user)
• Meat Kills
• Killed in Action
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Who Killed the Jews?
• Exoatmospheric kill vehicle
• Playing 'Name that driver' to kill time and stay awake
• LPPR: Guns and Football
• kill dash nine (user)
• Thou Shalt Not Kill
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• That which does not kill me...
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• kill -11
• Bikini Kill
• Kill Yourself
• kill word
• One Shot One Kill
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• Humane octopus killing
• Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
• Let's Get Killed
• A little child could never kill this clean
• I Love to Kill
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• Kill Zone
• How I nearly killed myself masturbating
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Fuck Art. Let's Kill.
• Kill Yr Idols
• spermicide kills
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• God Loves, Man Kills
• kill -9 dueling
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• computers kill kids
• Kill a rap
• to those killed by the Firestone tires
• Sympathy tokens, breast cancer and why I almost killed a pacifist
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
• What we think we know can kill us
• Does Pot Kill Brain Cells?
• Apologies to the mouse I killed
• Kill, Quakers, Kill!
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Today I kill my child
• Almost killed by an Elephant
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Fresh Kills Landfill
• How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
• How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
• Red touch yellow kill a fellow
• CDs Killed Album Art
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• I could take this in doses large enough to kill
• How to kill a rabid raccoon with a handmade oar
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Mate. Feed. Kill. Repeat.
• Who Killed Retro Girl?
• Kill My Landlord
• Agents trained my teddy bear to kill
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• Kill
• kill file
• Kill Your Television
• My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
• Kill Rock Stars
• Kill Your Boyfriend
• Gravity Kills
• kill -9
• Video Killed the Radio Star
• Kill time before it kills you
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• Kill your sampler
• I think I killed it
• Painting the world of the people to come. Absent but in dreams.
• A View to a Kill
• Kill 'em All
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• kill -PIPE
• kill -KILL
• Inhale. Kill. Exhale.
• Someone please kill me
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• Smoking can kill you
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• To Kill a Mockingbird
• Please Kill Me
• High Time to Kill
• kill -XCPU
• How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
• I will kill you if I can
• Probability of Kill (Pk)
• Killed By Death
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
• Kill the rich
• Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• The Man He Killed
• Accidental death odds
• Kill, kill; blood makes the grass grow!
• How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
• A Time to Kill
• AIDS Kills Fags Dead
• Kill the chicken to scare the monkey
• Before I Kill You, Mr. Bond
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• How Prom nearly killed me
• I would kill my mother
• Seventeen ways to kill a sentence
• How to kill an eel
• The First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All the Lawyers
• Camp Kill Yourself

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