Findings:

• The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
• How I Feel About Clasical Music
• How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
• The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
• A Story About How Evil Wal-Mart Is
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
• How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
• your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
• How about NO
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• How To Think About God
• how about not (user)
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• In the Spirit of "Build Back Better", How about Bring Back Banishment?
• how life is all about loving and being loved
• How to make a tuna salad sandwich
• The perfect toasted cheese sandwich
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• Young Eulenspiegel plays innocent
• Nice Legs, Shame About Her Face
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• You, standing
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• how do I air an attitude gripe about family?
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
• How to write about colors?
• Leaked AOL memo about hackings and how to handle press
• the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
• Dirty Ashtray
• reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• How to say "Nice to meet you"
• Making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich: A teaching exercise
• The Death of Friedrich Nietzsche
• When to talk about religion
• Philadelphia roast pork sandwich
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• How to Eat a Sandwich
• How I feel about exams
• How about that local sports team?
• There's Something About Mary
• about
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• About a Boy
• What About Bob?
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• See a man about a dog
• Daleks and stairs
• What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
• about nobody (superdoc)
• Tell me a story about trains
• Why I am neurotic about love
• Haiku about kleenices
• 10 Things I Hate About You
• Nodes about measurement
• about an Alice
• precision vs. accuracy
• about box
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• The Trick About Thawing Grapes
• The secret truth about the PalmPilot
• One good thing about gangs
• Sorry about the small penis
• A Question about Emotions
• 32 Short Films About Glenn Gould
• The 10 most normal things about 'Lard Enemas'
• My complaint about Dem Bones
• Things you should know about King James
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Tell me a story about rains
• Something I thought only I thought about
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• out and about
• Twenty-three good things about pickles and dirt
• Sexual myths about women
• Feeble Prozac poetry about exploding nipples
• Geeks should not fight about their distros
• Porn industry
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• About Koji - A Starter For Making Saké
• A Story About Magic
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• naive perceptions about software development
• You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
• Conventional views about human cloning
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• Think About Mutation
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• This scenario is about to self-destruct
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• The Girl from Ipanema
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• A joke about tax collectors
• Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• Stories about the injury of male genitalia
• Something about parts of you
• Tell me about your secret places
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Libertarian views on age of consent laws
• Kirby G6
• Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
• Best Served Cold
• Talk About the Passion
• Ask me about Loom
• About my crushes
• I have a bad feeling about this
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• messing about
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• I have more stories about trains for you
• Things About To Come My Way
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• A few crucial things about Conrad
• i had a dream about the future
• the one about the teddy bears
• Knowing your brain is about to grow outward, a flower in full bloom
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• About Du Fu
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• What are you talking about?
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• Why nodes about Canada suck
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Talking About Sex
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• The cool thing about the O&M building at A&M
• DEA arrests just about everybody
• All About Touching
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• a narrative about my relationship

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