Findings:
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
- How naked are we going to get?
- Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- We like to get together on the weekends and beat up evildoers
- Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
- Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
- How do you get there?
- how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
- Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
- How to get your stuff voted up
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
- Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
- We need to get our collective shits together.
- How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- Now you do what they told ya
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- Do fat men get fat dicks?
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- Why do you want to get married?
- How to cut and paste in Mac OS
- The Art Of Insulting - Chapter III - How do I insult?
- It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
- Doing laundry
- What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
- Our bodies pool and break like a moon over water.
- Ground rush
- Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
- How do you become a geek?
- What can I get for you? What do you need?
- How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- tumble turn
- How do you hear the water?
- Where the hell do you think you're going today?
- Time to break up
- and our dreams will break the boundaries of our fears
- How crackers break copy protection
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
- How do I write a bibliography entry for an Everything2 node?
- How do you remember things?
- Do you want to get slapped?
- do what now?
- How do we find the very best clock?
- How do you pee in space?
- How do women's dress sizes work?
- How do you make God laugh?
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Consolation Prize: In the aftermath of the Seattle Debauch, we all must do our part
- How to do the fabled cute face!
- B Battery
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- How do you make a life matter?
- Archived: How do I submit a writeup of my own? (document)
- Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
- How to break a sauce
- Do I dare to eat a peach?
- How to break through the next locked door
- How to break Laissez-Faire Capitalism
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- What to do if you get in a car accident
- How do ya like them apples?
- How much money do you make?
- Do's Intro: Our Purpose - The Simple Bottom Line
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- How long do babies sleep?
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
- How to do a Gram Stain
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- How do you stop a rhino from charging?
- Do vampires show up on digital cameras?
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- How to do a mouseover
- Felching: How to do it and why you shouldn't
- How do astronauts go to the bathroom?
- Dear Eyes, How well indeed, you do adorn
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
- How to do a donut on a ten-speed bicycle
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
- How Do I Love?
- Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
- Why Do You Wait?
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- Adding a DOS prompt entry to the Windows right click menu
- Do not remember how these depths are cold
- Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
- How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
- How do vampires shave?
- The Break Up
- break up
- Breaking in a new rifle barrel
- Break up at the food court
- The songs that break you down and the stories that they tell
- How Gently We Break
- Do I dare disturb the universe?
- If it keeps on raining, the levee is going to break
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- Ain't Nobody's Business if You Do: The Absurdity of Consensual Crimes in Our Free Country
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- Craving a smoke
- Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
- How do you pronounce GIF?
- Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
- How do men touch you?
- Our work and why we do it
- How Do I Live
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- Things to do when technology gets here
- How Do I Love Thee?
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- Do you think you could love me now?
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
- Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
- Early, before our hands knew what to do
- How do you do?
- How do you love your ass?
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- What to do if the Grim Reaper shows up at your door
- So... what do we do now that we're happy?
- drugs that are as bad as DARE says they are
- Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
- How do you define your gender?
- Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
- Do the gospels hold up to scrutiny?
- How do you write like that?
- I do not think that they will sing to me.
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- How to check the coolant, and what to do if it is low
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