Findings:
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- So much it scares me
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
- I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
- It could have been me
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Things Fairy Tales have taught me
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- I have no faith in your God
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- Women want me when I'm taken
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- Things video games have taught me
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- Dogs that have owned me
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- I have too much to say
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- Things Musicals Have Taught Me
- You have far too much time on your hands
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
- So you don't have to
- Why black women have so few wrinkles
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- you have me at a disadvantage
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- Tell me about your faith
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- i have been burning for so long
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- It's not my fault that I'm so evil
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- I'm going to have to science the shit out of this.
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- I'm so tough
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- I'm not in love, set me free
- what little I have is starting to get to me
- So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
- Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- The sex scene from IT and Hugh Hefner, and why I'm glad both are gone
- If I win the bet, you have to pay me
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- I have lost many things, so many
- I used to have so many dreams
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- Could you have danced with me?
- You have no power over me
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- What have you done for me lately?
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- Have One On Me
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
- it's good for me to go and not have there be words
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- tell me what you have in your heart
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm Glad
- I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
- Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
- I'm glad I'm white
- Glad To Have A Friend Like You
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