Findings:

• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Articles every Everything must have
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• treat every moment like it's your last
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm Going Home
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• If every pork chop were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs
• Stoned music memories
• I'm going to Disneyland
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• I'm going to the moon
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• The days of wonder have come at last
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I remember nothing. Every last detail
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• Every hour wounds. The last one kills.
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Every day adds a new worry, on the last day they all disappear
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm Going Crazy
• this is how i'm going to die.
• She, the Last Leviathan. She, the Station Agent. Chin on her Palm, she Watches Every Departure.
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm going to kill you
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• As always, the rifles have the last word
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• I'm on my last go-round
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Every Second Without You Lasts a Lifetime
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• Those stupid ad execs who make every price end in 99
• every other
• Every Which Way but Loose
• Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right
• every so often
• Every Breath You Take
• Working for a Car Dealership compromises my soul every day
• In Every Dream Home a Heartache
• Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
• Statistics every writer should know
• There's a sucker born every minute
• Condemned to wires and hammers, strike every chord that you feel
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Do not watch Fight Club every day for a week
• My tongue, every atom of my blood, form'd from this soil, this air,
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• Pig on every corner program
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
• Every time you see me, I need a hug
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Kind words beat upvotes and C!s every day
• Once every thousand years a little bird comes to this rock to sharpen its beak
• Two Sides To Every Story
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• There are two sides to every bet: a crook and a fool
• Things every child should be taught
• A computer in every home and on every desk
• What kind of OS changes its name every 6 months?
• There's one born again every minute
• Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
• Trouble Comin' Every Day
• Christmas is the same every year
• Lift Every Voice and Sing
• Every Dog Has Its Day
• Jack Was Every Inch a Sailor
• How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• Every spring in Texas
• There's a Delta for Every Epsilon
• Come, Thou Fount of Every Blessing
• Every shiny fish is floating, floating, and every dark fish is at the bottom, at the bottom of the sea
• you fall or fly every second
• Why do this every day?
• Society loves to dichotomize every aspect of our daily life
• proof that every game of Sylver Coinage ends
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
• The smell of burning wires every astronaut fears
• If Fox charged a nickel for every Simpsons reference used the entire western economy would collapse
• sketch of a Set Theory proof that every Goodstein's sequence reaches 0
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• Every good boy deserves fruit
• For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong
• EGBDF
• Every city is full of secret places
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• And every kid is superdeformed and vibrant!
• Just Empty Every Pocket
• Every beauty is a tragedy waiting to happen
• every tragedy is a beauty that has passed
• Every Good Boy Deserves Favour
• I think of you every time I cry
• Three sides to every story. Yours, mine, and the truth.
• Every poem is a silence that needed to be broken
• Every minute dies a man
• Inside every Mr Man...(lessons in sexual identity at McDonald's)
• Every Picture Tells a Story
• Prayer to Every God
• Behind Every Villain
• God gave a loaf to every bird
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• For every delayed technology there is a sudden, completely unexpected advance that jumps at us from the shadows
• Name every road down which you go in a tongue that only you know
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• Russell Greer: a Fine Upstanding Citizen (Don't Sue Me Bro)
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• I had every intention of moving forward.
• Forlorn, I waited for sanity
• every thing
• Every way that you are is a beautiful thing.
• 8 1/2 every 4-6 (user)
• Nagato in summer will kill you every time
• With every broken heart, we should become more adventurous.
• your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
• Inside every surjection is a bijection waiting to get out.
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• ban every new user (user)
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• Two spoons for every sundae
• The passions of a love affair between a chemist and a certain prostitute named Pamela Diaz are shared by millions of unwitting 'patients' every day
• the river was cool. I wiped off every dangerous, sacred drop.
• Every single ancestor of yours for five hundred million years has successfully mated.
• why i smoke weed every day
• Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist
• You every era anachronism, soft-shoeing to pantomime beats

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