Findings:

• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• I'm building the bridge in stone this time, lest someone drop a torch.
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• I'm here for a good time, not a long time
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• I'm still Big Red (user)
• I'm sorry you see things that way
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• My cats think I'm a God
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm falling in love with you
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• I'm a Pepper
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm sorry
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm Your Fan
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm OK, You're OK
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I'm scared
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Hands off, I'm special
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm Glad
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• I'm no Whitman...
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm a little tea pot
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• the words I'm after
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I'm game
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• I'm tired of calling 911
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• IM
• I'm Losing You
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• imm
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm pinching your face!
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• So. Central Rain
• I'm not sure
• Im-
• I'm not drinking any more
• I'm tired
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I'm not very cool
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm in this for the long haul
• I'm just a bill
• I'm bored
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm gay
• I'm with stupid
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• this is how i'm going to die.
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm Proud of You
• I'm Going Home

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