Findings:

• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Take On Me
• You can't fire me, I quit.
• Take Me Down to the Infirmary
• Take me from home
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• Why can't my employer pay me more?
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Take me to your leader
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
• Can't Buy Me Love
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• Where you can't find me
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Calgon, take me away
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Can't change me
• You Can't Take It with You
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• Can't you hear me knocking
• there are some just can't take life easy
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• Take Me Down
• take me away
• you kissed me on that night you can't remember
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Take Me As I Am
• Take me to the bridge
• Take Me Back to Tech
• Take it from me
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• Can You Take Me Back
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• My heart is a still and my blood is whiskey. Take a shot of me beneath the moon.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• sleep doesn't take me far enough.
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• will you take me with you when you go?
• Let Me Take You Down To Memphis
• Take me back to the day that I went blind
• Come on Take Me for a Ride
• There is a part of me inside of you. Take care of it.
• take me to your mystics
• let her take me, feed on me, devour me
• You can't take a picture of a man with a wooden leg
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• Can't Hardly Wait
• can't
• White Men Can't Jump
• Parker Lewis Can't Lose
• You Can't Do That on Television
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
• Canted
• YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
• we just can't give 'em away!
• You can't have everything
• can't happen
• You can't handle the truth
• Anarchy can't last
• you can't have it both ways
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• You can't eat a flag
• Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
• I can't stand up for falling down
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• can't get with
• Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
• Shafties can't wheelie
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• we were young a year ago. that's all it takes
• I can't wake up
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• You can't defend yourself with a gun!
• You can't love with half a heart
• You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
• All That You Can't Leave Behind
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• I can't see your face in my mind
• You can't look cool carrying a poodle
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• You Can't Have Mary
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• OSS can't fail
• We Can't Dance
• Elephants can't jump
• I can't stop torturing myself
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• You can't chop a tree down with your head
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• How not to faint when you can't move
• I can't hear you
• you can't polish a turd
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• you can't prove that
• Can't Come Down
• The Cant
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• The Girl Can't Help It
• The poor can't afford to buy cheap
• I can't spend another autumn without the trees
• You can't cross the same river twice
• Dammit! I can't win
• You Can't Get to Heaven
• I can't feel my legs
• Americans can't understand Communism
• You can't fight ideas with bullets
• can't hack it
• Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
• If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
• You can't squeeze blood from a stone
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
• You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
• The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Baseball Chronicles III: U Can't Yank R Johnson
• Sorry, I can't hear what you say
• Can't Stop The Music
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners

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