Findings:
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- You don't have any real problems
- The more you promote something, the less of it you have
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- Silence is more wounding than any word
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- The tattoo phenomenon
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- I'm not drinking any more
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- I don't have a television set
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- Baptist jokes
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
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- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
- Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
- Does war have any redeeming features?
- I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
- If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- A reason to drink
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- I don't have the time
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
- Please sir, may I have some more?
- Selfish Reasons to Have More Kids
- Even the tides have more friends than you
- Cookies have more calories than TNT
- Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
- blondes have more fun
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- It Doesn't Matter Any More
- More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
- The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
- I have never felt more alive
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- Cats don't have brakes
- Stoned music memories
- You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
- I have a punklin and you don't
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- So you don't have to
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
- Don't take any guff from those swine
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- Why don't I have votes today?
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- No, I don't have channel 11
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- because I have given up any care
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- you don't have to do this
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- You don't have to remember my name
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- But alas, I have no badger to offer you
- I have more stories about trains for you
- It takes more than good memory to have good memories
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- Don't Come Around Here No More
- Stuff your eyes with wonder. Live as if you'd drop dead in 10 seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream.
- any
- Tenuous Trust Insurance Company - Diversity Program Offers New Personas
- Press any key to continue
- Tips for the first day of any college course
- Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
- Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
- Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
- It doesn't get any better than this
- any way, shape or form
- I just won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
- Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
- If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
- In any art, boredom is not a virtue
- Love In Any Language
- I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
- Any time! Anywhere!
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
- At least things can't get any worse
- A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
- How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
- I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
- Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
- Advantaging all without disadvantaging any
- Got any ID please?
- Opening a command prompt in Windows
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- As any fool can plainly see
- how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
- Any port in a storm
- A Jared by any other name
- Gym equipment
- Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
- Why aren't there any female Jedi?
- I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
- How to turn any number into a 9
- Any time is Trinidad time
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