Findings:

• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Two girls; one car
• If a girl offers you her cheek, kiss her neck
• An Impassioned Case for Why Predator is One of the Greatest Films Ever Made
• One Kiss
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• A rambling letter to the girl I met years ago
• That girl I met in the elevator
• How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
• Kiss the Girl
• hammer down is how the hard girls kiss
• That One Girl (user)
• One last kiss before the long goodbye
• The one my father never met
• Dick Green
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• I was one of those girls
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• Yesterday I kissed the girl I love
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• I met her today, the girl I used to be
• Commit to paper the chances I've missed, the girls I've loved, the dogs I've kissed
• OBAFGKM
• Dreamed I Kissed a Blonde Girl
• The girl with the red pencil behind one ear
• I Kissed a Girl
• Helping people cheat
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• New Year's Eve, spent alone in a small, grey apartment, with no one to kiss at midnight
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• Kiss your pants goodbye, Evil One!
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• happily ever after
• ever
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Now more than ever
• The best teacher I ever had
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• oh ever so slowly
• what great hubris, to choose only one instead of everything
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Worst episode ever
• The cruelest thing you've ever done
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Does this ever go away?
• Medgar Evers
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Live the greatest story ever told
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• Do you start feeling, ever?
• All that I am and ever want to be
• Unhappily Ever After
• Ever turn your keyboard over and shake it?
• The worst name ever
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• The most beautiful computer ever
• The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
• Ebonics began with pirates
• The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• The most disturbing thing I ever saw
• The best line I ever used
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• Probably the saddest thing ever
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Don't you ever go to work?
• Will I ever know?
• the hottest it has ever been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• The first dollar I ever made
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• Parking warning
• Nothing ever changes
• Whatever and Ever Amen
• Ever felt that?
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• The most confusing bet ever
• It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• Same as it Ever Was
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• The first bear I ever saw
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• The biggest bottle of tequila I ever saw
• The Greatest Snowball That I Ever Witnessed
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• The greatest paper ever written
• Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• The best comeback ever
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• Greatest Story Ever Told
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Best Death Ever
• The Greatest Story Ever Told
• No government can ever give you freedom
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• The Road Goes Ever On
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• What ever happened to Prince Charming?
• Tinker to Evers to Chance
• If you are ever involved in a multiple-car pile-up
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• The most beautiful chess move ever played
• All I ever wanted to be
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• The greatest drill command ever
• The First Ever E2 Triple Noder Birthday Bash (and Central Florida Cabal gathering)!
• The biggest dose of LSD ever
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• ever (user)
• The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
• Best smoke I've ever had
• I've been smoking ever since
• Don't work at a golf course
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• The best formation pilot I ever saw
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Johnny Evers
• Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
• first ever Round Valley Day of Gluttony and Tippling
• The harshest winter ever
• You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
• Snow-white solstice in Switzerland: first ever helvetic nodermeet
• risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
• Shortest science fiction story ever
• Roller Derby
• Best Week Ever
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• evers (user)
• If I ever lose my legs
• All you ever dream
• If women ever show teeth in a quiet greeting, it is considered a threat.
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• Just in case you ever wondered..
• Longest science fiction story ever
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• the only comfort we could ever have

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