Findings:

• but you should be right here, right next to me
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Rebeca Martinez
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Children should be seen and not heard
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• Free to Be, You and Me
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• It should not be this complicated
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Be gentle with me
• What can be better than that?
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• Should I be happy?
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• stupidity should be painful
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• why you should never be a referee
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• This node should be filled with bees!
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Things every child should be taught
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Should high school be mandatory?
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• What is and what should never be
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• No threat should be taken lightly
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• Chalant should be a word!
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Why should we be moral?
• The next life will be better
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• How to be a better amateur astronomer
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• That would be me
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• I should be running in the sunshine
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• Farmers' Market
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• Food should not be luminous
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• Laundry should be free
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• OBAFGKM
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• AI should be our top priority.
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• I must die or be better
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• It is better to be thought a fool
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Look siad me Be like me
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• marry me and you'll be safe
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Hot pursuit
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• You Should Be Sober
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Let me be your fantasy

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