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• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm a little source code short and stout, here is my input here is my out
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I'm looking forward to cutting out your pancreas, you fascist cow
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm just here for the candy
• I'm 4 JC (user)
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• I'm an Amateur at Life
• I'm not scared of your stolen power
• keep an eye on things while i'm gone
• Tell the Center I'm Sorry
• two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
• sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
• I'm not sure
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I'm a Pepper
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm a Medieval Man
• i'm everything (user)
• Don't be an IM phantom
• I'm so sorry
• im a streat nigger 9 (user)
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm flier than a seagull
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• Staying out of trouble in Rio
• I'm Losing You
• I'm tired
• I'm in this for the long haul
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Women want me when I'm taken
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I swear I'm not crazy
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm a pig, not a god!
• I'm a programmer (user)
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• Im No Writer (user)
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• I'm not a monster, Tom. Well, technically I am. I guess I am.
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• I'm just sayin'.
• John, I'm Only Dancing
• i'm here. are you here?
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• I'm falling in love with you
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• Remember I'm awful, in love with you
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• As i'm (user)
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'm Bob the Builder, in my tractor
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• IM SAFE
• I'm glad you asked that question
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• IM
• Hands off, I'm special
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• i'm just a girl
• I'm Too Sexy
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm in the Army and I'm gay
• I'm still Big Red (user)
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• im in your pants (user)
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• I'm no Socrates
• I'm about to create a new node!
• i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• the words I'm after
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• I'm seeing a pattern here
• I'm Down
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm Tory Plan B
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• I'm running away to Alaska
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• I'm always just one bad day away from committing suicide
• I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn
• Of course I'm made of corn, I'm from North America
• I'm not that kinda girl
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I'm Not Rappaport
• I'm From New Jersey
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm in love: A reflection on life
• Pleidiol wyf i'm gwlad
• It's late, and I'm tired
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• IN BASE FOUR, I'M FINE
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• I remind myself I'm a married woman
• Show me what I'm looking for
• i'm late to everything
• you can't hear my voice cause i'm not loud enough
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• So. Central Rain

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