Findings:

• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• You, standing
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• How come we never dated?
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
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• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I have never felt more alive
• I have never
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• The only date I never went on
• Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• It must have rained or something
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• Never Yawn or Say A Commonplace Thing
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Never date anyone you meet on the internet
• Dressed for Prom, Date Never Showed
• I may or may not have been naked
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Using a command line
• Questions we will never have answers to
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• Something I Can Never Have
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• you have never been safe
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• I Have Never Known a World
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Now or Never
• Most American kids have never separated tortillas
• Never drink or cook with hot tap water
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• Video, or it never happened.
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• to date
• Date Kyoko
• International Date Line
• dream date Ken
• first date
• Avoiding date rape
• epoch date
• Date Masamune
• I wouldn't date me
• Date rape drug
• how to protect yourself from date rape drugs
• Date Nut Loaf
• How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
• sell by date
• Intro (Release Date)
• Wearing the reminders of past dates like cheap jewelry
• First date kissing
• first date discovery
• Expiration Date
• Medjool date
• How to get a date in France
• date movies for guys
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• the perfect dates
• born on date
• Schneider lens
• dream date
• Wearing nice underpants does not necessarily mean it's a date
• Letter from Seiji Koga to Kazuo Kubota, dated 1806
• Heckler and Koch date codes
• First letter from Seiji Koga to Yashuma Neiboku, dated 1810
• First Letter from Yashuma Neiboku to Seiji Koga, dated 1810
• Second Letter from Seiji Koga to Yashuma Neiboku, dated 1810
• Third Letter from Seiji Koga to Yashuma Neiboku, dated 1811
• Reality Date Show
• Date Palm
• Date and Time
• sticky date pudding
• star date
• Coffee shop date
• Dating your best friend
• Royal Marines memorable dates
• Date of loss
• Determining the date and time of death
• I love technology I just wouldn't let it date my sister
• 50 First Dates
• out of date
• Mystery Date
• 44 Dates
• 44 Dates, Part 2
• double date
• play date
• Exit date
• Camille Paglia, date rape, and me
• Include dates in your writeups
• How to: Mini Golf First Date
• Date line
• My Blind Date Went to Hell
• My Date with Drew
• date insurance
• get a date
• birth date
• 2010 Adelaide Zoo nodermeet date
• Most ambitious album to date
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Work-Place to Be
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended

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