Findings:

• If you told me this never happened
• It's a crime I never told you about the diamonds in your eyes
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• A thousand stories never told
• This will never happen
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• Cheer up luv, it might never happen
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• Everything I Never Told You
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• Something glorious is about to happen. A reckoning.
• What if it never happened?
• The great E2 demonic invasion that never happened
• Video, or it never happened.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• never know who told it best
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Things I told my teenaged daughters about boys
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• Something was about to happen.
• It's never too soon to start lying to your kids about drugs
• Accidents Never Happen
• the game is not about what you prepare. it's about what happens.
• World War II never happened
• Hypotheticals for a popular future that might never happen (e2poll)
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• Oh, you'll never go to heaven
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• Oh dear, how sad, never mind
• I never told you she stole my heart
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• I never really thought about it
• Kirby G6
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• never talk to a Brit about America's involvement in World War II
• There's Something About Mary
• about
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• About a Boy
• What About Bob?
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• reading about oatmeal
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• See a man about a dog
• Daleks and stairs
• What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
• about nobody (superdoc)
• Tell me a story about trains
• Why I am neurotic about love
• Haiku about kleenices
• 10 Things I Hate About You
• Nodes about measurement
• about an Alice
• precision vs. accuracy
• about box
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• The Trick About Thawing Grapes
• The secret truth about the PalmPilot
• One good thing about gangs
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• In case you were wondering about cramps
• Stale, preconceived notions about the way women feel about sex
• Sorry about the small penis
• A Question about Emotions
• 32 Short Films About Glenn Gould
• The 10 most normal things about 'Lard Enemas'
• My complaint about Dem Bones
• Things you should know about King James
• Tell me a story about rains
• Something I thought only I thought about
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• out and about
• Twenty-three good things about pickles and dirt
• Sexual myths about women
• Feeble Prozac poetry about exploding nipples
• Geeks should not fight about their distros
• Porn industry
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• About Koji - A Starter For Making Saké
• A Story About Magic
• naive perceptions about software development
• You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
• Conventional views about human cloning
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• Think About Mutation
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• This scenario is about to self-destruct
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• The Girl from Ipanema
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• A joke about tax collectors
• Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• Stories about the injury of male genitalia
• Something about parts of you
• Tell me about your secret places
• Is your teenager concerned about inequality and pollution? Call a drug counselor.
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• The Thing about Canada
• Theory about homosexuality
• What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about
• I couldn't care less about diversity
• Question about infinite monkeys, copyright, and patents
• Things that sucked about my Alaskan Fishing Adventure
• The bored who complain
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Libertarian views on age of consent laws
• Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Talk About the Passion
• Ask me about Loom
• About my crushes
• I have a bad feeling about this
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• When to talk about religion
• messing about
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• What E2 is all about
• I have more stories about trains for you
• Things About To Come My Way
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• A few crucial things about Conrad
• i had a dream about the future
• the one about the teddy bears
• Knowing your brain is about to grow outward, a flower in full bloom
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• About Du Fu
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• What are you talking about?
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• Wedderburn's theorem about finite division rings
• Why nodes about Canada suck
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Talking About Sex
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• The cool thing about the O&M building at A&M
• DEA arrests just about everybody
• All About Touching
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• a narrative about my relationship

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