Findings:

• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• Shoot Speed Kill Light
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• How to kill an eel
• kill -PIPE
• A View to a Kill
• Mate. Feed. Kill. Repeat.
• I could take this in doses large enough to kill
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• AIDS Kills Fags Dead
• Kill the chicken to scare the monkey
• kill file
• Not only does smoking kill you, it also prevents Alzheimer's disease
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• How to kill a rabid raccoon with a handmade oar
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Licence to Kill
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• A Time to Kill
• Kill two birds with one stone
• kill -9
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• Cars Kill Fish
• How to kill a Sim
• Kill Doctor Lucky
• spawn kill
• Kill City
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Solving a maze
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Kill a rap
• Kill 'em All
• How to kill a clown
• God Loves, Man Kills
• kill -XCPU
• kill -9 dueling
• Meat Kills
• I would kill my mother
• The Man He Killed
• To Kill a Mockingbird
• Know your pets
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Seventeen ways to kill a sentence
• How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
• I could've killed my father
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• When you kill people they die
• Agents trained my teddy bear to kill
• Kill Devil Hill
• curiosity killed the cat
• tether kill switch
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Thou Shalt Not Kill
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• Bikini Kill
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• They killed our Lord
• Video Killed the Radio Star
• Let's Get Killed
• How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
• Inhale. Kill. Exhale.
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• kill -BUS
• Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
• Killed By Death
• computers kill kids
• How I nearly killed myself masturbating
• Kill Zone
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• Accidental death odds
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• Camp Kill Yourself
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Kill, kill; blood makes the grass grow!
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Fuck Art. Let's Kill.
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• Apologies to the mouse I killed
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Kill, Quakers, Kill!
• Sympathy tokens, breast cancer and why I almost killed a pacifist
• kill -9 -1
• kill dash nine (user)
• Today I kill my child
• I killed my dog and broke my own heart
• Playing 'Name that driver' to kill time and stay awake
• How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
• Fresh Kills Landfill
• Almost killed by an Elephant
• What we think we know can kill us
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• Red touch yellow kill a fellow
• Why not just kill yourself?
• Kill My Landlord
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Exoatmospheric kill vehicle
• One Case One Kill
• It kills me to watch them go
• Who Killed Retro Girl?
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
• That which does not kill me...
• CDs Killed Album Art
• Who Killed the Jews?
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Kill Rock Stars
• Kill Your Boyfriend
• My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
• Kill Yourself
• Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
• Kill the Poor
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• kill word
• One Shot One Kill
• A little child could never kill this clean
• Kill Your Television
• Humane octopus killing
• Kill your sampler
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
• Rasputin: A hard man to kill
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• Someone please kill me
• I killed a pigeon
• Kill Yr Idols
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• I think I killed it
• Kill time before it kills you
• Gravity Kills
• kill -KILL
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Society killed evolution
• High Time to Kill
• Smoking can kill you
• I Love to Kill
• Why does Man kill?
• Probability of Kill (Pk)
• Please Kill Me
• I will kill you if I can
• Kill the rich
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• I killed my father, I ate human flesh and I quiver with joy
• That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
• spermicide kills
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• To Kill a Dead Man
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• The First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All the Lawyers
• This machine kills fascists
• how my computer nearly killed me
• How Prom nearly killed me
• to those killed by the Firestone tires
• How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• Kill
• How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
• Kill Your Idol (user)
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• Killed in Action
• The Medium Rare Hamburger That Won't Kill You
• kill -11
• I Love You ... I'll Kill You
• Before I Kill You, Mr. Bond

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