Findings:

• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
• Getting my blood drawn makes me cry
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• How to make a weapon out of duct tape
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• math makes me smile
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• you breathe when your body makes you
• Make Me Bad
• Things that make me feel feminine
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• When your presents give me hives
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• Make me one of you
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• you make me think of death
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• The world's geek population makes me weep with despair and frustration
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Lord, you know it makes me high,
• Fluoxetine
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• What makes me beautiful
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• Please God, make me a stone.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• when you make the worst mistakes is when you need the most help
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• Figuring out How To Make An MFA Workable
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• Everything kind of creeps me out
• When you go on a quest for revenge, make sure to dig two graves
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• when strangers tell me to smile
• Women want me when I'm taken
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I can make a bong out of anything
• My SUV makes me feel important!
• It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• Growing older makes me depressed
• make out
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Making a flame thrower out of a Bic lighter
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• make me hurt you
• Cheap brandy makes me love you and vomit
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• How to make a bowl out of a vinyl LP
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
• Make Me a Channel of Your Peace
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• When or Not, Make it Great
• Hurt me, use me, make me write bad checks
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
• The Extroverted Feeler makes me yell at my residency director
• Your tears make me smile
• Make Me Mommy
• My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• That which does not kiss me makes me stronger
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• 'cause when you try to make it stay, that's when it surely slips away
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• When aloneness makes a fist
• you make me completely miserable
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• When All Is Revealed It Still Won't Make Sense
• This ceiling of time and time again makes me tired
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Sometimes it hurts, makes me smile, sets me floating distant
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• when you are young they assume you know nothing
• I could make a habit out of you
• simple answers make me insane
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Smoking from a Pringles tube
• Bush and Gore Make Me Wanna Ralph
• Make me one with everything
• Make mountains out of molehills
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• My parents conspire to make me a porn star
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• Death makes me tired
• That one makes me scream, she said
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Your kindness makes me feel awful
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• When I tighten you, you make the noise
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• How to make a purse out of duct tape
• How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• Home Recording on a Budget: Make Me Scream
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• Make me care
• Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
• The music that makes me think of New York
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• graveyards make me wet
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
• Making a ring out of a dollar bill
• Makes Me Wanna Holler
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• It turns out wanting something doesn't make it real
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• your poetry inspired me to make this really practical item
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Don't Make Me Think
• And it makes me wonder
• Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Does not make me rush, does not make me wait
• Two condoms, she makes me wear
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• Hurt me, use me, make me watch "Prince of Darkness"
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Blow it out your ass it's Veruca Salt

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