Findings:
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- It was men who made breasts into a secret.
- far be it from me
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
- On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- That which cannot give me everything I might want
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- play dumb
- My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 11: In Which We Have a Bit of Gardening Trouble
- Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
- Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
- subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
- I've Gotta Be Me
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
- I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
- Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- Keeping secrets is harder than taking lives
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
- I Was Lost and You Found Me
- Keeping your data from the FBI
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
- because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- i've lost the ability to be truly bored
- I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
- Y2K from people who worked that night
- People just expect things from me
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- Basking in your warmth, I failed to notice that you were keeping me on the back burner
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- all who come to me with this map are lost
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
- Music need not be popular to be good
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Why Can't We Be Friends?
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- Can the Koran from Eternity be?
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
- Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
- Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- Let me be your fantasy
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
- Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- marry me and you'll be safe
- Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
- Trying to be friends
- Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
- Secret wish: To be identical to the ocean
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- how to be a friend
- I Might Be Wrong
- Facebook (registry)
- You might be a Washingtonian
- The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
- Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
- Which is not to be found in our obituaries
- It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
- Beware! This might be reality!
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- People of Earth: we could be heroes.
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- You might be a Mormon
- Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien
- Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
- Let me be a martyr, dammit!
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- Where's the kaboom?
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
- If God was willing to let it be
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
- Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- an alternate universe in which fish are real
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- Starving in the greenhouse
- Darkness Be My Friend
- The Way It's Meant To Be Played
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
- May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- Those Who Must Be Kept
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
- Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
- Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- Who Will Be There
- This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- OBAFGKM
- When you know things are just meant to be
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- It Ain't Gonna Be Me
- I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
- The kinds of friends that books could never be
- Nicotine might not be the most harmful ingredient of tobacco
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- Authors who refuse to be photographed
- Look siad me Be like me
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
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