Findings:

• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• It could have been me
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• People confuse me
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• Country music videos confuse me
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• What have you done for me lately?
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Things video games have taught me
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• I have to catch myself around you
• you have me at a disadvantage
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Dogs that have owned me
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Could you have danced with me?
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Driving Myself Crazy
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• My inability to effectively express my thoughts is driving me crazy
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• You have no power over me
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Have One On Me
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• tell me what you have in your heart
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Me, Myself and Irene
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Dazed and Confused
• Ask moJoe : Advice for the Criminally Confused
• When Neutral Point of View Means Repeating the Ludicrous
• confused (user)
• uncertain, confused
• Modern times leave us dazed and confused about dating
• signed, confused in Wisconsin
• Do not confuse suffering with authenticity
• legions of confused? (user)
• Commonly confused Irish words
• confused deputy
• Romantics often confuse action with intent
• The muse is confused.... (e2poll)
• A Confused Profusion of Media and Points of View that is Disparaging but Alludes
• A Confused Profusion of Media and Viewpoints that is Disparaging but Alludes to Sex
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• it can be easy to confuse pain and weakness
• you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
• crazy nut (user)
• Crazy Daisy Ed
• Crazy
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• It's so crazy it just might work
• Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
• Crazy Horse
• The Crazy World of Arthur Brown
• Shine on You Crazy Diamond
• boy crazy
• going crazy
• Crazy Taxi
• Crazy lady
• The Crazy Canucks
• Beat Crazy
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Wild and Crazy Kids
• I swear I'm not crazy
• That Crazy Guy!
• Mumble something crazy
• Crazy Eights
• crazy carl (user)
• How to Tell if That Person on the Bus is Crazy
• Crazy Walking Cravings
• Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
• Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
• Crazy On You
• Why are there so many crazy people on the Internet?
• Crazy Burger
• Somewhere Down the Crazy River
• Crazy Fingers
• crazy water
• Crazy Screen Chess
• Crazy Jeff (user)
• E2 has gone CRAZY!
• I Am Slowly Going Crazy
• I'm Going Crazy
• Crazy people hanging out at the Carousel
• Crazy Taxi 2
• On Cows and Toes In a Crazy World
• Crazy Diamond (user)
• Crazy l33t (user)
• Crazy Penguin (user)
• Crazy Legs
• Gun Crazy
• Crazy Eddie
• These Romans are crazy!
• Magic bullet theory
• The crazy hours of pregnancy
• crazy (user)
• crazy crazy girl (user)
• crazy man (user)
• crazy chick (user)
• Crazy Mad (user)
• Your Crazy Angel (user)
• bat-shit crazy
• crazy horse (user)
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Crazy reincarnated astrological stalker Miley Cyrus can't wait to see you again
• crazy javascript-disabling NIMBYs
• Crazy motherfucker
• Crazy race theories of Adolf Hitler
• crazy like you

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