Findings:

• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• How Should A Person Be?
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• Automobile tire pressure
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Be cool in college
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• How To Be Funny
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Running toward the edge
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• How to be monstrously shallow
• How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• This node should be filled with bees!
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• How to be a good evil villain
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• How to be a Jackass in your own home
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• How to request that a writeup be deleted
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Should I be happy?
• When shall I be free?
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• What I want to be when I grow up
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• How to be Exceptionally Friendly
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• It should not be this complicated
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• How the Sun Came to Be
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• How the Internet came to be: On scaling
• How to be a terrible customer
• Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• How to Be Alone
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• How to be an asshole
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• AI should be our top priority.
• Goops and How to be Them
• What is and what should never be
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• How To Be Good
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• why you should never be a referee
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
• Chalant should be a word!
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Should high school be mandatory?
• How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
• You Should Be Sober
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• Don't be an ass at a restaurant
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• How to be a good customer
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• How to Be a Complete Bastard
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• How to be a street musician
• How to be a lardass
• How to be a geek
• How to be a badass
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• How to be a professional public transit passenger
• Why should we be moral?
• How to be invisible
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• How to be an improv musician
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• How to be a fuck-up
• How to be a backstabber
• Farmers' Market
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• how to be a friend
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• How to be telekinetic
• Things every child should be taught
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• stupidity should be painful
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Food should not be luminous
• How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
• How to be anonymous
• How to be a troll
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Laundry should be free
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• I am blind when I want to be
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• How the Moon Came to Be
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• No threat should be taken lightly
• How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• How to be a Romantic Poet
• There are times when they seem to be right
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• How the Internet Came to Be
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler

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