Findings:

• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• In space, no one can hear you scream
• did you ever wonder (user)
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• Achewood is a comic strip about cats, and one otter, and one bear.
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• Two men look from prison bars. One saw mud and one saw stars.
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• One billion, five hundred million words about love
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• An Impassioned Case for Why Predator is One of the Greatest Films Ever Made
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• I want to hear about thunderstorms and white lightning
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
• One good thing about gangs
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• I want to hear about his day in person
• i dream about the ones who are gone
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• if tables could express gratitude, this one did
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• Birds in a mud puddle
• Puddle of Mudd
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• "I was surprised to hear about the cat."
• One point five words about love
• Fifty one words about love
• For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• All you ever did was let it happen
• risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
• Did it ever make you cry ?
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• i mean honestly what did the dodo ever do for us
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• The Funniest One-Sided Conversation I'll Ever Hear
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Britain Entering World War I
• What the hell did Kennedy say about Jefferson?
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• Puddle jumping one, two, three
• I Can Hear the Heart Beating As One
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• the one about the teddy bears
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• There's Something About Mary
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• About a Boy
• What About Bob?
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• See a man about a dog
• Daleks and stairs
• What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
• about nobody (superdoc)
• Tell me a story about trains
• Why I am neurotic about love
• 10 Things I Hate About You
• Nodes about measurement
• about an Alice
• precision vs. accuracy
• about box
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• The Trick About Thawing Grapes
• The secret truth about the PalmPilot
• Sorry about the small penis
• 32 Short Films About Glenn Gould
• The 10 most normal things about 'Lard Enemas'
• My complaint about Dem Bones
• Things you should know about King James
• Tell me a story about rains
• Something I thought only I thought about
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• out and about
• Twenty-three good things about pickles and dirt
• Sexual myths about women
• Feeble Prozac poetry about exploding nipples
• Porn industry
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• About Koji - A Starter For Making Saké
• A Story About Magic
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• naive perceptions about software development
• You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
• Conventional views about human cloning
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• Think About Mutation
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• This scenario is about to self-destruct
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• The Girl from Ipanema
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• A joke about tax collectors
• Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• Stories about the injury of male genitalia
• Something about parts of you
• Tell me about your secret places
• a blue gasoline-striped puddle suddenly gone to music
• Libertarian views on age of consent laws
• Kirby G6
• Talk About the Passion
• Ask me about Loom
• About my crushes
• I have a bad feeling about this
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• When to talk about religion
• messing about
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• I have more stories about trains for you
• Things About To Come My Way
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• A few crucial things about Conrad
• i had a dream about the future
• Knowing your brain is about to grow outward, a flower in full bloom
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• About Du Fu
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• What are you talking about?
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• Why nodes about Canada suck
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Talking About Sex
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• The cool thing about the O&M building at A&M
• DEA arrests just about everybody
• All About Touching
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• a narrative about my relationship

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