Findings:

• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• Get busy living or get busy dying
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Vote Labour or the fox gets its
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• You, standing
• I may or may not have been naked
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Stoned music memories
• How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• GeT HiGh Or GeT LoW (user)
• I HAVE CANDY GET IN THE VAN
• i have to get out
• It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• if you want to get rid of her, you have to stop feeding her
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• It must have rained or something
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Shit or get off the pot
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• You can't get there from here
• Get your rocks off
• get drunk
• How to get it
• get
• Get it on
• Can we all just get along?
• it gets thick
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• As Good as it Gets
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• The early bird gets the worm
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• Jack Gets Up
• Rest Now, Little Wolf (A Vigil for Aria, or, How the Lamb Stood in an Empty Room Filled With Empty Friends)
• get well card
• Get used to it
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Get In Shape Girl
• Get Smart
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• The Knack... and How to Get It
• How to get people to leave you alone
• Get a load of
• Get around
• Get a valentine
• Get the finger put on
• Get hip
• Get hit with
• Get hours
• Get it up
• Get off the gun
• Get off the nut
• Get out the crying towel
• Get under the bed
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
• The Universe always gets the first move
• Get Real
• get a clue
• Get a real computer!
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• Craving a smoke
• An angel gets its wings
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Get rich quick
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• The second mouse gets the cheese
• Get your filthy hands off my desert
• Get on the Bus
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Get Carter
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• How to get away at work without doing anything
• How to crack root and not get caught
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• It doesn't get any better than this
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• How to get your stuff voted up
• You get the idea
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• Darth Everything mistakenly gets a role in a porno
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Getting rid of start menu items
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• Things to do when technology gets here
• How to avoid a car accident
• gets on my tits
• Overhead imagery of your house
• Get Shorty
• can't get with
• RimRod gets stranded at McDonald's
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• Let's get ready to rumble!
• When I get like this
• You can never get away from yourself
• Technology that gets lost between now and Star Trek
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever

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