Findings:
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- How do I know if I love you?
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- Know How, Can Do
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- How do you know that name?
- Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
- Do they know those days are golden? Build a rocket boys
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- How do you know it's real?
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
- how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
- Eye contact at a distance
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- when you are young they assume you know nothing
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
- What Do You Know, Deutschland?
- I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
- What do we know of the outside world?
- What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
- How do you do?
- How Do I Love Thee?
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- just because they never bothered to really do
- What to do when your brakes fail
- The good crew will know what its captain would do
- ...if you know what I mean and I think you do
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
- When In Rome, do as the Romans do
- How fish reproduce
- do i know you (user)
- What the BLEEP Do We Know!?
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
- How Do I Love?
- when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
- Ground rush
- Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
- Now you do what they told ya
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- How do you write like that?
- How to check the coolant, and what to do if it is low
- Things to do when technology gets here
- Dear Eyes, How well indeed, you do adorn
- tumble turn
- Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
- What not to do when seeing apartments
- What do I do when I'm alone?
- What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
- How do you make a life matter?
- Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
- You, standing
- How to install subwoofers in your car
- How do vampires shave?
- Do you know William Faulkner?
- Do you know what pain is?
- THE IRON NODER CHALLENGE XII: WE'LL RUST WHEN WE'RE DEAD
- Do you know Dr. Wright of Norwich?
- How Do I Live
- Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
- Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
- How do ya like them apples?
- How to cut and paste in Mac OS
- I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
- It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
- A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
- How do you define your gender?
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- How to do a mouseover
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- Doing laundry
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- Archived: How do I submit a writeup of my own? (document)
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- How to do the fabled cute face!
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- Do not remember how these depths are cold
- What to do when the world doesn't end
- When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
- How do you become a geek?
- What to do when your husband comes home
- If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
- Do You Know Squarepusher
- Where do they go? (The words unsaid)
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- How do you get there?
- What to do when a roommate moves out
- Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
- What shall we do when we leave the army?
- Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
- Felching: How to do it and why you shouldn't
- Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
- Do you know me?
- How do men touch you?
- Where do butterflies go when it rains?
- When you cut yourself shaving
- Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
- How long do babies sleep?
- How do I write a bibliography entry for an Everything2 node?
- I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
- How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
- How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
- Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
- When you're dead, you're dead
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
- How do you remember things?
- I don't know what else to do
- How much money do you make?
- How do you pronounce GIF?
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- I don't know what to do with you
- How do you pee in space?
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Where I go when I masturbate
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
- The Art Of Insulting - Chapter III - How do I insult?
- I do not think that they will sing to me.
- It's 6:00 server time, do you know where your node is?
- How to do a Gram Stain
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- How do we find the very best clock?
- What do you know of me, or I of you?
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- How do you love your ass?
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- B Battery
- Adding a DOS prompt entry to the Windows right click menu
- How do you make God laugh?
- How do women's dress sizes work?
- How do you hear the water?
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- How do astronauts go to the bathroom?
- How to do a donut on a ten-speed bicycle
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