Findings:

• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Capitalize, please
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• people who don't exist
• People who use Windows
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• Know your pets
• People who died laughing
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• Why people who jog live longer
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• Taking things at surface value
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• play dumb
• Dead links in writeups
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• Using a command line
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• people who wear camo
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Feeding people who struggle to eat
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• people who need people are just people who need people
• Abandon all hope ye who enter here: Symbols of State-controlled reality in Orwell's 1984
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• Two people who are not touching
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• cat haters
• Flaunting your sexuality
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• The rules of pool are not selective
• The bored who complain
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• Type A blood
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• Rednecks hating Canada
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• People who are not anarchists
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• Ways people avoid confronting political reality
• The other people who hate war
• reality behind people
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• People who don't read
• The People Who Bring You Magic
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• People who carp about their jobs
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• The People Who Used to Live There
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
• People who dump unwanted dogs deserve doom
• People who love FTP
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Those who can't do, teach
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• Can't Hardly Wait
• can't
• White Men Can't Jump
• You Can't Do That on Television
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
• YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
• we just can't give 'em away!
• You can't have everything
• can't happen
• You can't handle the truth
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• You can't eat a flag
• Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• I can't stand up for falling down
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• can't get with
• You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
• All That You Can't Leave Behind
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• I can't see your face in my mind
• You can't look cool carrying a poodle
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• You Can't Have Mary
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• OSS can't fail
• We Can't Dance
• Elephants can't jump
• I can't stop torturing myself
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• You can't chop a tree down with your head
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• How not to faint when you can't move
• I can't hear you
• you can't polish a turd
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• you can't prove that
• why are we who we are?
• You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
• The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Baseball Chronicles III: U Can't Yank R Johnson
• Sorry, I can't hear what you say
• Can't Stop The Music
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners

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