Findings:

• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• funny fat guy who dies
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• Guys who wear skirts
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• Helping people cheat
• Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• Musicians who played Birdland
• A pansy who lived in Khartoum
• Dating someone who cheats on you
• Who am I?
• Who owns our writeups?
• Who's your inferior?
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• Who Wants to Live Forever?
• Who's There?
• The Man Who Sold the World
• Who Framed Roger Rabbit
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• Surah 37 Those Who Set the Ranks
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• The Man who Sold the Moon
• The Cat Who Walks Through Walls
• who
• Who makes God's rules?
• Who shall we eat?
• Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
• who's
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• God helps those who help themselves
• Judging women by their books
• who are you,little i
• Who made the first bread?
• Who watches the watchmen?
• Who's in the bathroom?
• Surah 79 Those Who Drag Forth
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Chester, who drives a hearse
• Whose toothbrush is that, I thought you lived alone
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• The Who
• Girlfriend who likes computers
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• Dr Who
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• Who's The Boss?
• Dr. Who
• Music journalists who write books
• Horton Hears a Who
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• those valiant men who saved New Orleans
• The Two Men Who Were Enemies
• Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire?
• To the Accuser Who Is the God of This World
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
• Bicyclists who ride the wrong way on a one-way street
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• who would play (Deleted) in the movie of (Deleted)?
• Who hurt you?
• The Great One Who Makes The Grass Green
• Who wrote Shakespeare?
• The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
• The Man Who Knew Too Little
• She Who Is
• Those who study philosophy
• Who's your deity?
• Who's the neatest?
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• answer: who paid for the beers?
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• The Child who came from an Egg
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Some of your peers who seem happy, popular, and self-confident are miserable
• old chestnut: who paid for the beers?
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• Yeah, who won the war, pal?
• Who is John Galt?
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• When your mind races, who wins?
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Who you are
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• Who's Next
• he who (user)
• Know your pets
• The Knights Who say Ni!
• Doctor Who
• Those stupid ad execs who make every price end in 99
• Dead links in writeups
• But who codes the coders?
• cat haters
• Kids who walk in the middle of the road
• Who's Who
• The Guess Who
• Who is the third who walks always beside you?
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• Passages in the Bible where God changes his mind
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• Abandon all hope ye who enter here
• Taking things at surface value
• The girl you fell in love with
• The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
• Who wears the pants
• That punker chick who saved my life
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Women who purr
• Who's on first?
• Oblivious to the changes in his posture
• The Man Who Never Sleeps
• Friends who fuck
• Who you really are
• Who is yours?
• Who shaves the barber?
• play dumb
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• People who don't smoke will never die
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• Who died here?

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